2 PM EST

does anyone care? apparently so

4/8/2010 1:13:39 PM

the whole sports community will talk about nothing but this all day

4/8/2010 1:14:30 PM

If does as well as he can then its going to be all they talk about for the next two weeks

[Edited on April 8, 2010 at 1:18 PM. Reason : .]

4/8/2010 1:15:50 PM

I'm waiting for the parody thread. I have one on mind but I wanna see what else tww can come up with.

4/8/2010 1:15:51 PM

1:42 actually

4/8/2010 1:18:24 PM

^^ One of the reasons I posted this in the first place

^ Forgot what it actually was. Made a guess, haha

4/8/2010 1:19:00 PM

Tiger are apparently still beast at Golf.....

4/9/2010 2:27:32 AM

it's lack of sex that's bringing me down

4/9/2010 2:39:31 AM

best 1st round for tiger

4/9/2010 8:18:39 AM

^ya, inches away from 3 eagles is crazy

EDIT: Is it just me or has Tiger bulked up recently?

[Edited on April 9, 2010 at 8:24 AM. Reason : a]

4/9/2010 8:23:51 AM

I can't wait for this media circus to go away now

4/9/2010 8:25:00 AM

Tiger can lick my asshole right after I take a shit.

4/9/2010 8:26:34 AM

I'm sure he will not.

4/9/2010 8:26:53 AM

I'm sure he will not.

4/9/2010 8:32:50 AM

I bet he would if there was a green jacket involved.

4/9/2010 10:09:04 AM

I think there's too much focus on Tiger Woods son. He's just another human, nothing special. I mean, he can accurately hit a ball around with a stick when you get down to it.

This is why I think it's hilarious how excited people get about sports that involve spherical objects and stuff, it baffles me how it's so popular and generates so much money when you actually look into the ridiculousness of it all. but I think most people who haven't stepped outside the bounds of normal existence by tripping their balls off generally don't look at things like that. I also think simpletons are honestly entertained by primates moving objects around. I have to be doing something to be entertained for the most part, like if I'm not the one doing it I have no interest in being there generally speaking. I once saw a show on Evel Knievel and he made a statement that I found to be incredibly profound and accurate son, even though much of what he says I find retarded and I think he's been an asshole and a shitty human being for much of his life. But anyway, what he said that he can't stand to be in the crowd watching somebody do some shit, he wants to be the one down there doing it. This is how I feel son.

The only time this doesn't apply if when watching a primate operate a complex machine in an extremely dangerous environment with precision. A sport isn't a sport unless you're inches away from death at every moment. That is true passion and the pinnacle of performance son. Seeing a son in the flow state, going all out, fearless, without concern of death. The pinnacle son.

4/9/2010 10:14:39 AM

10:42a

I'm hoping he is the featured group starting at noon on Masters.com but I don't think he will be since they can only show the back nine and he won't be there yet.

Tiger actually is the featured group. So you'll see every one of his back 9 shots on Masters TV at either masters.com or cbssports.com

[Edited on April 9, 2010 at 10:27 AM. Reason : x]

4/9/2010 10:25:42 AM