Contractions 8 minutes apart

4/14/2010 9:22:48 AM

Good luck!

4/14/2010 9:31:44 AM

4/14/2010 9:33:30 AM

no one cares

people have been having babies for 100,000 years, you’re not special.

4/14/2010 9:33:54 AM

So basically your life is over... kinda like the apocalypse.. oh wait.. haha

4/14/2010 9:39:30 AM

nice

4/14/2010 9:51:22 AM

RUN NOW, BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE.

4/14/2010 10:04:48 AM

5-7 minutes
5-7 minutes
6 minutes. Different, but still pretty much the same.

4/14/2010 10:07:50 AM

thread title killed it for me

4/14/2010 10:10:22 AM

good luck.


[Edited on April 14, 2010 at 10:34 AM. Reason : ]

4/14/2010 10:10:25 AM

^
those are not the people that immediately spring to my mind when I think of "assholes in Chit Chat"

4/14/2010 10:12:20 AM

I AM AN ASSHOLE OF CHIT CHAT. CHIT CHAT HAS MANY ASSHOLES, BUT I AM ONE OF THE FEW. WITHOUT CHIT CHAT, I AM NOTHING. WITHOUT ME, CHIT CHAT IS NOTHING.

4/14/2010 10:13:46 AM

pics or it didn't happen

4/14/2010 10:14:11 AM

Quote :

"^ those are not the people that immediately spring to my mind when I think of "assholes in Chit Chat""

you can't make a statement like that without telling us who springs to your mind...

btw, to me:

asshole != some one padding a lot
asshole = people who are jerks to other users (and do it for kicks)

[Edited on April 14, 2010 at 10:34 AM. Reason : ]

4/14/2010 10:17:13 AM

Finally, I get some well-deserved recognition!

4/14/2010 10:20:20 AM

[Edited on April 14, 2010 at 10:34 AM. Reason : fuck it]

4/14/2010 10:22:53 AM

Dude, there wouldn't have been any assholes in this thread had you not posted about them.
FAIL.

And way to go. Your life is over, dude!

4/14/2010 10:30:37 AM

[Edited on April 14, 2010 at 10:34 AM. Reason : fuck it]

4/14/2010 10:33:22 AM

PPLS WOULD RATHER TALK TO THEIR FRIENDS AND NOT HAVE ANONYMOUS FOOLS BEAT CHEST

4/14/2010 12:04:05 PM

Hope everything goes well. Good Luck

4/14/2010 12:21:59 PM

Slave, did he mention me?

4/14/2010 12:26:13 PM

yeah he did

4/14/2010 12:51:58 PM

Somehow, though, I'm the one following him around TWW

4/14/2010 12:52:34 PM

^^^ Guilty conscience.

^ No you motherfucker, you are too stupid to understand this. I posted before you in this thread, so how the hell did I follow you around? (mentioning someone's name doesn't mean you are following them)

And if you are saying since I know you are an asshole, I MUST be following you around and recording your posting habits, no it is the other way around moron. YOU [follow me around and] are an asshole to me (and to many others) in several threads. And therefore, I know you are an asshole.

4/14/2010 2:17:29 PM

Well is he a motherfucker or an asshole?

He can't be both

Make up your mind

4/14/2010 2:19:21 PM

AFAIK, they are not mutually exclusive.

4/14/2010 2:20:46 PM

I'll take asshole

I soundly reject being a motherfucker, though

4/14/2010 2:24:28 PM

what happened in here?

4/14/2010 2:26:19 PM

Quote :

"I'll take asshole"

Honesty is always appreciated.

4/14/2010 2:30:31 PM

3-5 minutes apart now

4/15/2010 1:06:23 AM

wow...if you're serious, that can't have been a fun 24 hours

(for her, I mean)

4/15/2010 1:11:22 AM

good luck

4/15/2010 1:13:31 AM

Damn...

Do not want.

Good luck though!

4/15/2010 1:15:09 AM

Quote :

"wow...if you're serious, that can't have been a fun 24 hours (for her, I mean)"

My mom was in labor with me for three days. Apocalypse's main squeeze is doing alright


[Edited on April 15, 2010 at 2:05 AM. Reason : s]

4/15/2010 2:03:51 AM

4/15/2010 2:44:16 AM

haha, nice

4/15/2010 2:51:12 AM

You're going to resent your child for tearing up your wife's vajayjay.

4/15/2010 2:53:53 AM

updates????

4/15/2010 7:14:45 AM

Emma was born 6 lbs. 7 oz. April 15 at 0645. She's the
most beautiful thing ever.

4/16/2010 10:32:02 AM

Congrats!

4/16/2010 10:32:30 AM

Nice going Carl

4/16/2010 10:32:32 AM

congrats!!

4/16/2010 10:32:54 AM

Congrats!

4/16/2010 10:33:02 AM

congrats carl!

4/16/2010 11:00:07 AM

naw son.

grats but all babies are ugly

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

4/16/2010 11:05:17 AM

Hows the wife? Does she echo?

4/16/2010 11:54:45 AM

born on tax day, heh. glad to hear everything went okay, enjoy teh baby

4/16/2010 12:11:06 PM

congrats man... post a pic when you get a chance in the old school thread (or when she is a few weeks/month, up to you).

4/16/2010 2:17:48 PM

She is just an amazing thing. Never complains ever and if she does, as soon as you find out what it is, she stops right that second until its over.

The great thing about it is that she recognizes my voice! I read that in a book, but I didn't think it would have a calming effect (insert joke here).

I'm tired, but so excited!

4/18/2010 7:46:20 PM

set em up

4/18/2010 7:51:45 PM