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"Man up and drink like a fish"

[Edited on April 14, 2010 at 4:25 PM. Reason : wrong section! plz 2 move to chit-chat]

4/14/2010 4:23:33 PM

shit topic! plz 2 move to trash bin

4/14/2010 4:32:13 PM

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"lol"

4/14/2010 4:36:14 PM

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"I wanna fu** you"

4/14/2010 4:37:48 PM

but i dont even have your number

4/14/2010 4:38:42 PM

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"Lemme f you in the a"

4/14/2010 4:39:50 PM

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"I'm gonna ruin you so badly tonight "

4/14/2010 4:48:37 PM

One of the reasons I changed my facebook status to "in a relationship". The texts.

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"Can i tap that "

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"U don't know shit about pokemon!!!!"

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"Im naked too. Have u ever had sex at the dentist office?"

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"Then send me one...NOW! Seeing as how i shared my masturbatory history with u the other day"

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"Who else did you service for pizza?"

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"knitting feels good like sex, is that bad, is that a red flag?"

This one creeps me the fuck out everytime.

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"When im done here. Ill come to you with the face mask and rubber gloves and fuck u"

4/14/2010 5:36:14 PM

do you mean randomly select text messages to post or to post text messages that are comically without any particular context?

4/14/2010 5:37:53 PM

Have you been giving your # to twwers?

4/14/2010 5:38:17 PM

chit-chat aint for thinking my friend!

4/14/2010 5:38:48 PM

haha no, so far no tww'ers have my number. I found these winners all on my own.

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"do you mean randomly select text messages to post or to post text messages that are comically without any particular context?"

I just chose a sample of some of my WTF text messages.

4/14/2010 5:40:02 PM

I don't really see how your facebook relationship status would change the texts you received

4/14/2010 5:44:14 PM

If only there was a website that did this........

4/14/2010 5:45:40 PM

^^ well I was hoping it might ward off some creeps, but it actually had the opposite effect. So... I don't know.

4/14/2010 5:47:03 PM

I hope your number isn't in your profile......

4/14/2010 5:48:28 PM

These are just random texts from strangers that get your number from your profile? Just hide your cell-phone number, pretty sure you can change that in your privacy settings.

Otherwise, don't have loser friends.

4/14/2010 5:48:48 PM

No I would never post my number on facebook... or anywhere on the internet for that reason.

these are mainly people I have met out and about. But I don't answer them after I get awwkward ones.

4/14/2010 5:54:56 PM

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"Im at the show and have my new puppy. Stop by"

4/14/2010 5:59:35 PM

Here are some funnier ones

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"stop frolicking in the hiv"

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" Did we ever make out?"

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"Any dick within city limits is yours"

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"So I'm pretty sure it was Jocelyn who ratted on you about double dipping"

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"don't die because I don't want your scooter"

4/14/2010 6:02:17 PM

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"Ya f they the. Ones getting them th"

4/14/2010 10:40:31 PM

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"lazy ass, its gym time!"

4/15/2010 11:41:42 AM

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"**** and ******** tried to the dirty on the floor so I just got up and left LOL"

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"and make that shit snappy! hahaha"

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"I knew you had some recon for me!"

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"was gonna see if you wanted some beers on the deck "

4/15/2010 12:31:05 PM

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"I'm aboyrt to eride *biull!!!b!"

4/15/2010 1:32:49 PM

This morning:

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"I just saw a squirrel chasing a bird. lol."

the image made me giggle

4/15/2010 1:37:01 PM

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"One of the reasons I changed my facebook status to "in a relationship". The texts. "

What the heck are you doing? Giving out your number to every dude that looks at you?

Or are these people you consider "friends."

4/15/2010 1:42:11 PM

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"I'm on full shart alert"

4/21/2010 10:02:44 AM

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"knitting feels good like sex, is that bad, is that a red flag?"

dropdeadkate alert

4/21/2010 10:04:42 AM

haha what? I like knitting but idk about it feeling like sex

I certainly would not want knitting needles anywhere near my vajayjay

4/21/2010 10:11:32 AM

You nasty.

4/21/2010 10:12:34 AM

That's not me, sry

4/21/2010 10:14:27 AM

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"then you whip yours out"

4/21/2010 10:32:16 AM