http://www.1000awesomethings.com

I really love this site! The man is counting down with a new awesome thing every day. Some of them are hilarious!

My favorites so far:
#910 When you arrive at your destination just as a great song ends on the radio
#905 Using all the different shampoos and soaps in someone else’s shower
#879 The Parking Lot Pull Through
#796 The sound of rain from inside the tent
#693 Waking up really thirsty in the morning and finding a glass of water you can reach from your bed
#675 Wordless apologies
#668 Walking faster than cars sitting in traffic
#593 Swapping driver’s licenses with a friend and laughing at each other’s photos
#532 When you find out your new place has a really good shower

4/15/2010 11:39:11 PM

k

4/15/2010 11:44:25 PM

Cutting a fresh piece of construction paper
Opening a fresh jar of peanut butter
That first wiggly moan when you lick a clit.

4/15/2010 11:49:55 PM

http://1000awesomethings.com/2010/04/19/524-when-your-fries-order-has-a-few-onion-rings-stashed-in-the-mix/

Quote :

"#524 When your fries order has a few onion rings stashed in the mix Scoring some sweet and salty rings hidden in your fries is the fast food equivalent finding a treasure chest at the bottom of the sea. "

4/19/2010 9:59:40 AM

i feel like this is just straight lifted from tww threads

4/19/2010 10:00:29 AM

Quote :

"Waking up really thirsty in the morning and finding a glass of water you can reach from your bed"

Yeah till you take a sip and remember just how disgusting tepid room-temperature water is and that you would be better off getting your ass up and into the kitchen for a fresh one

4/19/2010 10:01:23 AM

Quote :

"Yeah till you take a sip and remember just how disgusting tepid room-temperature water is"

false. room temp water > ice-cold water

4/19/2010 10:08:40 AM

You're crazy

4/19/2010 10:10:56 AM

if i'm looking for refreshment, then i prefer cold. if im looking to quench thirst, room temp ftw

4/19/2010 10:12:18 AM

#234 Mountains
#235 Trees
#236 The seven seas
#237 Everything chilling underwater, please
#238 Hot lava
#239 Snow
#240 Rain and fog
#241 Long neck giraffes
#241 Pet cats and dogs

#522 Water
#523 Fire
#524 Air
#525 Dirt
#526 Fucking magnets, how do they work?

4/19/2010 10:16:26 AM

Room temperature water is no more appealing to me than a glass full of urine

4/19/2010 10:17:32 AM

Slave Famous has a glass of urine within reach of his bed that he takes a sip of every morning.

4/19/2010 10:19:46 AM

thats a good amount of disdain

4/19/2010 10:19:57 AM

The Expendables

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6RU5y2fU6s

4/19/2010 10:49:59 AM

Hot lappin a really good rally course

4/19/2010 10:51:13 AM

Quote :

"#529 Finally peeing after holding it forever"

THAT DOES FEEL AWESOME.

4/19/2010 11:29:40 AM

Quote :

"#529 Finally peeing after holding it forever"

THAT DOES FEEL AWESOME.

4/19/2010 11:29:40 AM

Quote :

"#529 Finally peeing after holding it forever"

THAT DOES FEEL AWESOME.

4/19/2010 11:36:20 AM

that was me this morning. I was having a dream that my appendix was rupturing and was being rushed to the hospital but woke up and realized my belly was hurting because i had pee so badly.

4/19/2010 11:47:39 AM

with a list of 1000 items, there should be room for several twwers...

just sayin

4/19/2010 11:52:08 AM

Quote :

"#693 Waking up really thirsty in the morning and finding a glass of water you can reach from your bed"

4/19/2010 11:52:26 AM

#467 Taking a shower with clothes on and peeing with your clothes on

4/19/2010 11:53:10 AM

^
I might actually try that some summer day when I'm really bored

4/19/2010 12:11:14 PM

#435: Punching your enemy in the face, then running away
#437: Getting away with murder, literally

4/19/2010 12:16:53 PM

#69 Elastrating an unwilling "volunteer"

4/19/2010 12:18:17 PM

http://1000awesomethings.com/2010/04/20/523-when-you-learn-a-new-word-and-then-suddenly-start-seeing-it-everywhere/

4/20/2010 10:54:02 AM

Quote :

"#992 Being the first table to get called up for the dinner buffet at a wedding Weddings can go one of two ways. Either you’re tight like twins with the bride or groom — a sibling maybe, college roommate, or grandmother. You’re on The Inside, recommending photographers, hosting showers, renting tuxes, giving toasts. For you, the wedding is a great day, a proud moment, a chance to recognize and celebrate someone you love dearly. Or…you’re on The Outside. You’re the groom’s doctor, the bride’s new boss, or worst of all, the cousin-date."

Hahahaha I'm gonna be a cousin-date on Saturday.

4/20/2010 1:32:58 PM

http://1000awesomethings.com/2010/05/06/511-the-moment-on-vacation-when-you-forget-what-day-of-the-week-it-is/

5/8/2010 3:14:49 PM