where was it?

was it memorable?

are you still in communication with the person?

4/16/2010 3:10:42 PM

HS gf across from my church (in her house)

I was drunk naked on bed, she started tossing my salad and I was like WAH.

We just became friends on facebook 2 days ago

4/16/2010 3:11:29 PM

proud owner of ass Vcard

4/16/2010 3:12:09 PM

^Not for long

4/16/2010 3:12:44 PM

ddk took my anal vcard biatch

4/16/2010 3:12:45 PM

took a reverse shit

4/16/2010 3:13:31 PM

I was gentle! .... ish

4/16/2010 3:13:33 PM

In the shower.

Not really. If I put more than the head in she would jerk away, then reposition and say "slower this time!" and I'm like "FUCKING SLOWER CANNOT DO". She'd "practiced" but a sharpie doesn't exactly compare to a penis up the pooper.

Yes, I still put it in her pooper. But no, not really, she says it hurts too much.

4/16/2010 3:13:43 PM

that's not your anal virginity dumbass, it's hers

4/16/2010 3:14:17 PM

rofl @ she put a sharpie in her ass

4/16/2010 3:14:36 PM

all it takes is a little practice in the shower with angle and some conditioner, then bam they love it.

4/16/2010 3:15:25 PM

IT'S A TRAP

4/16/2010 3:18:32 PM

^^Girls love the conditioner when it stimulates their anal cavity, probably just as much if not more than the sharpie ink.

Dontcha know.

4/16/2010 3:19:44 PM

Was she using this?

4/16/2010 3:20:21 PM

^Yes, but they're still not anywhere close in size obviously.

When I first started dating her, I told her if she really wanted to stick some plastic up her cooch that I'd go with her to get a vibrator. She got all embarrassed and I thought she threw it away. But I think it ended up in her craft drawer in the bedroom.

EDIT: Super Sharpie Mini? No, I don't think it was a "mini", are those shorter or something?

[Edited on April 16, 2010 at 3:22 PM. Reason : x]

4/16/2010 3:21:56 PM

Something tells me that she wouldn't go mental with the mini, just sayin'

4/16/2010 3:22:02 PM

I thought lucy was posting those big ass sharpies.

4/16/2010 3:23:14 PM

the year was 1979 at a white snake concert in the back of my boyfriend's newly bought 1978 Dodge Ram Van.

4/16/2010 3:23:46 PM

When my first bf showed up at my door wearing this:



I knew my white ass was in trouble

4/16/2010 3:24:09 PM

pretty

4/16/2010 3:24:54 PM

4/16/2010 3:24:55 PM

^^^luckily your black ass is always in safe keeping

[Edited on April 16, 2010 at 3:25 PM. Reason : c]

4/16/2010 3:25:18 PM

My doctor took it from me just last week.

Went in for a possible UTI, and he said he'd better check my prostate. Apparently I started taking off too much clothing, and he said "What...you don't need to do that. Just pull down your pants a ways" I can't believe I made myself seem overeager to get a prostate exam.

4/16/2010 3:25:45 PM

oh i lovvvvvvvvvvvvve being drawn on it feels so good for w/e reason

also i think his nipples are not level and it's weirding me out

4/16/2010 3:25:47 PM

^^ check




[Edited on April 16, 2010 at 3:26 PM. Reason : .]

4/16/2010 3:26:02 PM

^^ It's because he has his shoulders sloped, so naturally the rest of his upper chest is sloped as well.

4/16/2010 3:31:12 PM

^ oic

4/16/2010 3:32:09 PM

Quote :

"proud owner of ass Vcard"

4/16/2010 3:34:35 PM

choir practice

4/16/2010 3:37:58 PM