or just far away?

4/18/2010 12:55:52 AM

consider my mind officially blown up

4/18/2010 12:57:55 AM

whats up with islands? get more land

what the fuck deserts? get less sand

4/18/2010 1:01:48 AM

mind blown

4/18/2010 1:05:52 AM

mine's blowned too

4/18/2010 1:37:31 AM

here's a handy way to tell the difference

just kick the child as hard as you can

if you make contact, he's small...if not, he's far away

4/18/2010 1:43:08 AM

Children are neither small nor far away. We're just big. Try to wrap your mind around that shit for a minute. Tom Hanks tried in the 80's and all he got was millions of dollars and a great acting career.

4/18/2010 2:38:45 AM

if you're lucky, they're far away. because close, they get annoying...fast.

4/18/2010 3:15:40 AM

annoying factor is inversely proportional to distance

4/18/2010 6:19:54 AM

How does luggage know where to meet you?

[Edited on April 18, 2010 at 11:48 AM. Reason : ]

4/18/2010 11:48:17 AM

BLANKETS...how do they work?

4/18/2010 1:12:58 PM

coffee, too hot

4/18/2010 1:16:19 PM

I'm on a boat?

4/18/2010 1:19:58 PM

found it!

http://www.hulu.com/watch/143249/saturday-night-live-outrageous-clown-squad-kickspit-dirt-festival?c=all/all

LOL

4/18/2010 1:26:16 PM

#1 result on booble

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

4/18/2010 1:54:00 PM

what the fuck is a clock?

4/18/2010 5:55:05 PM

How does Thermos(R) know when to keep something hot and when to keep something cold?

4/18/2010 5:59:26 PM

TWO HORSES

4/18/2010 10:39:12 PM

pardon me while i clean up the 'sploded brains from around the room....

4/18/2010 10:40:12 PM