EH MEHMAW

4/18/2010 12:00:18 PM

4/18/2010 12:16:12 PM

Quality not guaranteed.

4/18/2010 12:25:22 PM

I have a batface gibbon here. It is not for sale, but viewing arrangements can be made.

4/18/2010 12:34:13 PM

Cats are for girls and queers. Why SabbTurbo, why?

4/18/2010 12:35:43 PM

^ On a side note, would you be interested in volunteering for an elastration procedure performed by none other than myself?

4/18/2010 12:36:37 PM

Wow - and now you wanna get your hands on MY cock?

Ya

4/18/2010 12:48:05 PM

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"Ya"

Cool, you wont regret the procedure son, I promise! When would you like to stop by? My schedule is mostly booked for this week, so what about next Monday, April 26th?

4/18/2010 12:53:06 PM

Only if I can pet your cats.

4/18/2010 12:57:04 PM

Sure, that is no problem son! You'll have plenty of time to pet the batface eh mehmaws, as the procedure will take approximately 12 hours if we do it properly. Irreversible damage will occur within 1 to 6 hours, so if you make it to the 1hr mark you might as well endure it until the end. Note that it is excruciatingly painful until the tissue death begins, but this pain will subside as the death becomes complete, so be sure to bring a bite block or something.

4/18/2010 1:28:15 PM

4/18/2010 5:23:01 PM

nooooooo not catz

4/18/2010 5:24:31 PM

4/18/2010 5:31:40 PM

4/19/2010 11:38:09 AM

Question: why does your bed cover have flowers on it?

4/19/2010 11:39:06 AM

Because I'm a man. Why else would it have flowers?

4/19/2010 11:40:57 AM

4/21/2010 12:48:18 PM

4/21/2010 5:43:12 PM

5/12/2010 3:34:59 PM

I always picture SaabTurbo stroking his cat and running around the house wielding a pistol with his weiner tucked liked Buffalo Bill.

5/12/2010 3:52:19 PM

EEEET'S-UH DEH BATFACE MEHMAW!!!!

DEH MEEEEEHMAW!!!!

5/14/2010 7:43:07 AM