List them.

1) You start fitting back into clothes you couldn't fit into when you were skinny
2) Girls like it
3)....


K BYE

4/19/2010 11:46:15 AM

3) You make increasingly stupid threads.

4/19/2010 11:46:52 AM

buoyancy?

4/19/2010 11:46:52 AM

2) Girls like it

[Edited on April 19, 2010 at 11:47 AM. Reason : -bmel]

4/19/2010 11:47:30 AM

less likely to be cold

4/19/2010 11:47:47 AM

If the girl is a bit above normal in terms of weight she often becomes hot.

Note that I don't mean massive, I mean healthy plumpness.

There was a time when a bit of plumpness was sought after highly, I wish for a return to these times.

4/19/2010 11:51:03 AM

4) you cant button up your pants so you tell people thats how your roll

4/19/2010 11:51:47 AM

Quote :

"less likely to be cold"

Up to a point. Then your circulation sucks and you get cold again.

4/19/2010 11:54:34 AM

You forget how small your junk is because you can't even see it anymore

4/19/2010 11:55:13 AM

4/19/2010 12:00:36 PM

Your A-cups turn into DDs!

4/19/2010 12:01:01 PM

or your DD's into .......

4/19/2010 12:02:29 PM

pics or this dint happen

never mind

4/19/2010 12:03:34 PM

Uhm...cushioning when you fall down...in a starvation situation, you might stand to live a bit longer on your fat stores...

4/19/2010 12:05:23 PM

^^^
I always feel sorry for fat girls w/ small boobs

like, talk about getting the short end of the stick

4/19/2010 12:06:02 PM

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"less likely to be cold"

Most fat people are relatively cold natured due to a combination of poor metabolism and poor circulation. I guess this might not be a problem if you are a naturally skinny person who chooses to get fat though.

4/19/2010 12:07:27 PM

dear heavenly father,

please don't let any dudes post pics of obese chicks will tiny boobs

amen

4/19/2010 12:07:56 PM

I didn't know that. All I know is they sweat a lot and my parents always kept our house at 64 degrees.

4/19/2010 12:08:23 PM

^^^
yeah, I don't quite buy that

I hear fat people complaining about the heat, and see beads of sweat rolling down their fat foreheads, on a regular basis

4/19/2010 12:09:42 PM

[Edited on April 19, 2010 at 12:18 PM. Reason : ]

4/19/2010 12:14:05 PM

you're harder to kidnap.

4/19/2010 12:26:05 PM

Buffets become more economically sensible.

4/19/2010 12:27:26 PM

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"buoyancy?"

so true, I used to be 110lbs heavier, swimming was the easiest activity for me, now...one of the hardest as I sink like a brick.

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"less likely to be cold"

very true, I would wear shorts and no coat all the time out in chilly weather. Mostly because shorts were more comfortable and fit better than jeans. More of a convenience than cold factor for me.

you're usually also stronger as you have to support your humongous frame for all those years.

4/19/2010 12:30:35 PM

getting picked first for tug-of-war,


also getting to be the "anchor" for your team in Tug-of-war

4/19/2010 12:30:35 PM

you inherit more personal space than skinny people

4/19/2010 12:31:46 PM

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"so true, I used to be 110lbs heavier, swimming was the easiest activity for me, now...one of the hardest as I sink like a brick."

my wife took me to a water aerobics class once. Even with the foam belt and water wings on, I sank straight to the bottom.

4/19/2010 12:32:56 PM

you can't jump as high, therefore, you don't fall as far when you do jump

4/19/2010 12:34:08 PM

kiwi already did this thread months ago

4/19/2010 12:36:18 PM

Fewer broken bones. Seriously.

Weight bearing is a bone building activity. The doctor talked to my mother-in-law about it. She's always been underweight and has very brittle bones. It makes sense. My grandmother weighed over 250 lbs most of her life. She didn't get down to a normal weight until she was in her 60s. Now she's over 90 years old and falls often, but unlike many people her age, she's never broken a bone in her life.

4/19/2010 12:40:11 PM

getting more bang for your buck at buffets

4/19/2010 12:42:23 PM

they make housedresses in your size

4/19/2010 12:48:27 PM

The only benefit I could think was that the leftovers probnably never go bad.

4/19/2010 2:17:23 PM

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"If the girl is a bit above normal in terms of weight she often becomes hot. Note that I don't mean massive, I mean healthy plumpness. "

Depends on where the fat goes. Plumper ass and tits are great, but 2nd chin and beer gut are awful.

4/19/2010 2:24:47 PM

ha ha fat people

4/19/2010 2:31:45 PM

buoyancy

4/19/2010 2:35:34 PM

I don't swim much, so buoyancy isn't really an issue.

4/19/2010 5:53:49 PM

buoyancy is amazing...drowning is one of those things that I just never worry about.

4/19/2010 5:55:26 PM

Fewer jammed boners. Seriously.

Weight bearing is a boner building activity. The doctor talked to my father-in-law about it. He's always been underweight and has very brittle boners. It makes sense. My grandfather weighed over 250 lbs most of his life. He didn't get down to a normal weight until he was in his 60s. Now he's over 90 years old and falls often, but unlike many people his age, he's never jammed a boner in his life.

4/19/2010 6:04:02 PM

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"2) Girls like it"

no

the only benefits I can think of: more clients for me (as long as they're not lazy)

4/19/2010 6:09:39 PM

^^I do trust your boner jamming insight.

[Edited on April 19, 2010 at 6:12 PM. Reason : .]

4/19/2010 6:12:07 PM

X) You can use old curtains as dresses.

4/19/2010 6:13:37 PM

girls dig it fo sho

4/19/2010 6:16:34 PM

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"^^^ yeah, I don't quite buy that I hear fat people complaining about the heat, and see beads of sweat rolling down their fat foreheads, on a regular basis"

Fat or not, people are going to sweat when it's 90 degrees+. If you see a fat dude sweating when it's 65 degrees in the house let me know.

[Edited on April 19, 2010 at 7:05 PM. Reason : l]

4/19/2010 7:05:43 PM

You can wear retro style one piece bathing suits.

4/19/2010 7:06:20 PM

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"girls dig it fo sho"

it = dude's fat body... to search for the dick

4/19/2010 7:08:23 PM

Pretty sure chicks dig this:

4/19/2010 7:14:54 PM

No way, women hate the adonis belt.

4/19/2010 7:16:46 PM

Many uses for my dialing wand.

4/19/2010 7:24:44 PM

"I wash myself with a rag on a stick."

4/19/2010 7:30:34 PM

Various beautiful naked women sponge my nude, adonis-like physique from head to toe each morn.

[Edited on April 19, 2010 at 7:32 PM. Reason : ]

4/19/2010 7:31:56 PM