I piss with great velocity. There is no getting around that. It’s something I can’t control, but its become a problem where I can’t use a urinal without getting misted by my own, and the remnants of others, urine. My pants, my shirt, my shoes…all dusted with an unsightly sheen of piss.

I think my standing distance is appropriate. I don’t go point-blank some people and practically tuck myself into the urinal, nor do I post up from 5 feet away and let fly from downtown. As far as release angle, its probably close to 45 degree. I’ve been trying to get it on more of a downward arc to reduce splash back, but this increases the Niagra Falls mist factor where the standing pool of water and urine releases into the air and eventually onto my clothing. So its sort of a pick your poison situation.

Surely I’m not alone in this dilemma. Please share your strategies for avoiding this most unwelcome overture.

4/20/2010 11:48:06 AM

angle son

angle

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4/20/2010 11:48:29 AM

You've got to learn to relax your urethra so that you get low flow rather than a pressurized stream.

[Edited on April 20, 2010 at 11:49 AM. Reason : Post #45,600.]

4/20/2010 11:48:53 AM

especially sucks when wearing khakis

4/20/2010 11:49:31 AM

MAN TALK!!!

4/20/2010 11:51:14 AM

I too, get piss misted

4/20/2010 11:51:21 AM

maybe you should wear an apron with an access hole

4/20/2010 11:51:33 AM

Its all about the incident angle of your stream

4/20/2010 11:51:46 AM

the only thing worse is early AM split pee stream that can angle almost past 90 degrees and get your thigh.

thank god its always right before a shower.

4/20/2010 11:51:57 AM

why don't you just pee in the shower then

4/20/2010 11:52:31 AM

most times i do

4/20/2010 11:53:14 AM

Just piss on the floor...then all you have to worry about is minimal shoe-splash

4/20/2010 11:53:25 AM

piss mist

serious problems ITT

4/20/2010 11:53:56 AM

first world problems ITT

4/20/2010 11:54:36 AM

piss straight into the water

4/20/2010 11:56:03 AM

yea people peeing in africa probably don't have the same problem when they piss in a hole in the ground

[Edited on April 20, 2010 at 11:56 AM. Reason : 500 woot]

4/20/2010 11:56:39 AM

I twirl my dick around like a helicopter. It reduces the force and since it's hitting the back wall of the urinal at an angle, it's less likely to come back at you.

4/20/2010 11:56:49 AM

I always try to hit the edge of the water where it touches the basin. That's the sweet spot that minimizes mist and splash back for me.

4/20/2010 11:57:28 AM

lol

4/20/2010 11:58:04 AM

bullshit twirlling your dick would build up centrifugal force and increase the velocity of the stream 3 or even 4x

4/20/2010 11:58:44 AM

if a urinal - piss into the drain hole

if toilet - gotta hit the water (if you don't like the sound, deal)

also, if you can hit the urinal on the downslope towards the back of the urinal, the piss mist should flow to the urinal instead of you

[Edited on April 20, 2010 at 12:00 PM. Reason : it's sheer physics]

4/20/2010 11:59:15 AM

you could put the tip underwater so there's no splashing at all

4/20/2010 12:00:22 PM

i lol'd at my office - thanks bonerjamz

4/20/2010 12:00:42 PM

me peni is heavily curved so when i piss with a woody i have to bend over signififcantly at the waist, sometimes putting my hand against the wall, so that i can piss within the rim of the toilet

am i the only one

4/20/2010 12:01:54 PM

Quote :

"bullshit twirlling your dick would build up centrifugal force and increase the velocity of the stream 3 or even 4x"

Nope....try it.

4/20/2010 12:02:46 PM

sounds like your hose is too small...

4/20/2010 12:18:12 PM

4/20/2010 12:27:12 PM

narra urethra

4/20/2010 12:27:41 PM

I don't usually worry about it

4/20/2010 12:43:12 PM

Quote :

"you could put the tip underwater so there's no splashing at all"

LOL

4/20/2010 12:46:53 PM

Have to agree with angle theory and back edge of water....that mist is some ish.

But that early morning/post sex split v stream is a bitch to predict and control


III

4/20/2010 12:47:30 PM

important issues itt

angle and flow rate

4/20/2010 1:10:26 PM