not fun.

well, kind of fun.

but ouch.

4/21/2010 7:48:08 PM

1) I hope you're ok

2) Did you deserve it?

3) Did you damage your million dollar wang?

4) lol

4/21/2010 7:49:02 PM

lol

4/21/2010 7:49:23 PM

stay off the fuckin sidewalk and I won't hit your ass next time.

[Edited on April 21, 2010 at 7:50 PM. Reason : ]

4/21/2010 7:49:59 PM

Let's get to the important stuff first:

Quote :

"3) Did you damage your million dollar wang?"

4/21/2010 7:50:18 PM

Been there done that

sucks

4/21/2010 7:50:23 PM

SRS?

4/21/2010 7:50:25 PM

4/21/2010 7:50:46 PM

lol

4/21/2010 7:53:49 PM

Quote :

"Been there done that sucks"

it's funny...all through my childhood people were telling me "Look both ways before you cross the street," but somehow it never completely sunk in

4/21/2010 7:55:06 PM

^ Did you get hit by a car too?

4/21/2010 7:55:54 PM

I mean, I was on my bike and crossing a stoplight intersection, and I had the 'walk' signal an this guy was absolutely stopped with no turn signal. When I got out in front of him, he started to attempt to turn right on red. Quickly. BAM.

Knee scrape-age, but other than that my bike and I are fine.

Oh, and he drove away pretty instantly. wtf.


and on the way home a bird chased me for like 25 yards and flew right by my head. I guess I was near its nest.

Not my day.




ibt["I was on my bike" YOU DESERVED IT.]



^^^^the unmoving shoes make that gif



and my million dollar wang seems intact.


[Edited on April 21, 2010 at 7:59 PM. Reason : .]

4/21/2010 7:56:04 PM

do you even have to ask, son?

4/21/2010 7:56:23 PM

^^^
yeah...not recently, but yeah

there wasn't any fear...I didn't have time to be afraid. I just thought, "Hmm, I think this car is actually gonna hit me. That's kinda interesting" and then next thing I knew I was in the ambulance

4/21/2010 7:58:27 PM

Nice son.

4/21/2010 7:58:55 PM

maybe the falconeer drove that car

4/21/2010 7:59:02 PM

4/21/2010 7:59:54 PM

Glad you're okay

4/21/2010 8:00:27 PM

YOU JUST HAVE TO 1-UP HIM, DON'T YOU LunaK?!

4/21/2010 8:01:46 PM

i sowwy

4/21/2010 8:02:46 PM

Quote :

"I mean, I was on my bike and crossing a stoplight intersection, and I had the 'walk' signal an this guy was absolutely stopped with no turn signal. When I got out in front of him, he started to attempt to turn right on red. Quickly. BAM."

similar thing happened to me - cept after he knocked me down he cut my leg off with a machete then tracked down my mother and killed her

Glad you're okay though

4/21/2010 8:03:20 PM

4/21/2010 8:03:26 PM

glad you are okay.

i fear something like this everyday...although technically i am more afraid of someone opening their door in my path and it just being like hitting a wall.

4/21/2010 8:04:41 PM

"I was on my bike" YOU DESERVED IT.

4/21/2010 8:04:52 PM

4/21/2010 8:06:07 PM

bubblebobble does raise a valid point

fuck cyclists

4/21/2010 8:11:29 PM

i know this one is realllly old (i think i saw it for the first time in high school), but it's what i thought of:

4/21/2010 8:15:03 PM

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"Knee scrape-age, but other than that my bike and I are fine. Oh, and he drove away pretty instantly. wtf."

Did you catch his plate number. I'd turn him in for hit and run just because he didn't even bother to check if you were okay

4/21/2010 8:28:50 PM

He deserves to be ticketed, for sure. Inhumane fuck.

4/21/2010 8:32:50 PM

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"I had the 'walk' signal "

you were not walking.

4/21/2010 8:41:28 PM

Yeah, bicycles on crosswalks should die.

But if you hit someone you still must stop.

4/21/2010 8:46:11 PM

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"He deserves to be ticketed, for sure. Inhumane fuck , son"

fixed

[Edited on April 21, 2010 at 8:55 PM. Reason : ]

4/21/2010 8:55:11 PM

glad you're OK....

but my question is where did the whole 'million dollar wang' thing get started?

4/21/2010 9:03:37 PM

Well, I don't know about your wang, but mine is worth well over a million dollars.

4/21/2010 9:07:36 PM

Come now, at least i'm not constantly biking on the road like a lot of these cycling fucks.

4/21/2010 9:53:14 PM

really sucks what happened, but the bird thing is killing me

4/21/2010 9:53:54 PM

that's pretty much what happened with me, minus the poop and closer to my head

[Edited on April 21, 2010 at 9:55 PM. Reason : .]

4/21/2010 9:55:00 PM

Quote :

"Come now, at least i'm not constantly biking on the road like a lot of these cycling fucks."

Considering that's what you're supposed to be doing I'm not sure what your point is

4/21/2010 9:58:30 PM

ONLY IN MODERATION

4/21/2010 10:05:03 PM

I, too, was hit by a car as a kid


and I wasn't even on the road... in the grass... BAM

4/21/2010 10:12:01 PM

you probably deserved it.

4/21/2010 10:21:49 PM

you're right... wtf was I doing checking the mail?!?!?! that 17 year old was such a super cautious driver

4/21/2010 10:23:08 PM

Oh, he definitely deserved it son.

Oh, oh, you meant wiseson.

4/21/2010 10:23:18 PM

but was the car hot as fuck?

4/21/2010 10:24:36 PM

I AINT DESERVE IT SON. and i think it was a nissan.

4/21/2010 10:28:48 PM