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"A thermodynamics professor had written a take home exam for his graduate students. It had one question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Support your answer with a proof. Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools off when it expands and heats up when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following: First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So, we need to know the rate that souls are moving into Hell and the rate they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there are more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all people and all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand as souls are added. This gives two possibilities. 1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose. 2. Of course, if Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over. So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Ms.Therese Banyan during my Freshman year, "That it will be a cold night in Hell before I sleep with you", and take into account the fact that I still have not succeeded in having sexual relations with her, then 2. cannot be true, and so Hell is exothermic. The student got the only A. I'm sure someone is going to write a holocaust joke at some point. Some jerk always does. Personally, I think holocaust jokes are in terrible taste Anne Frankly, I won't stand for them."

4/22/2010 1:02:55 PM

old as hell.

4/22/2010 1:03:38 PM

thanks for your email forward from 1996

4/22/2010 1:04:41 PM

lock, terminate, salt the earth

4/22/2010 1:06:16 PM

thanks for your email forward from 1996

4/22/2010 1:13:13 PM

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4/22/2010 1:14:10 PM

Snopes disproved this in 1999.

4/22/2010 1:14:45 PM

This thread sucks.

4/22/2010 1:15:07 PM

4/22/2010 1:15:55 PM

Pete Pwnt, ITT.

4/22/2010 1:16:50 PM

petejames with your two first names

nobody likes you, why don't you kill yourself

then we knock your trapper keeper out of your hands and wipe a booger on your shirt

[Edited on April 22, 2010 at 1:21 PM. Reason : there you go]

4/22/2010 1:17:03 PM

Neither of those are last names, but point taken. YOU GUYS ARE BULLIES

4/22/2010 1:20:18 PM

edited

4/22/2010 1:21:07 PM

also i take your snack that your mom packed you in your mini cooler.

4/22/2010 1:21:26 PM

Pete, I still you.

4/22/2010 1:21:48 PM

Much better. Still, YOU GUYS ARE MEAN! I'M NOT GONNA PLAY WITH YOU ANYMORE

4/22/2010 1:22:09 PM

on the real though my mom used to wrap my Hi-C in a paper towel and then in foil to keep it cool

4/22/2010 1:22:42 PM

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"NEWSPAPERS AND DUCT TAPE"

4/22/2010 1:23:52 PM

4/22/2010 1:32:13 PM

I lol'd like a mad man. Fuck the haters.

4/22/2010 1:47:09 PM

holy fucking jeebus of nazareth that's older than my grandma

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4/22/2010 2:06:46 PM

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"thanks for your email forward from 1996"

ha ha

4/22/2010 2:11:13 PM

Anne Frankly lol

4/22/2010 2:11:46 PM

I liked it Pete and have never seen it before. See, unlike many people in the thead, in 1996 I was 10 and couldn't appreciate this joke. So thanks for sharing!

4/22/2010 3:25:10 PM

how does the internet policia get his whoopin stick out of its holster?

4/22/2010 4:25:17 PM

he just rips the belt-loop off

4/22/2010 4:30:21 PM

holy fuck, I clicked on this thinking "no way is this guy really posting this old ass post".


wow

4/22/2010 4:33:55 PM

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"See, unlike many people in the thead, in 1996 I was 10 and couldn't appreciate this joke. So thanks for sharing!"

subtle burn

4/22/2010 4:38:53 PM

This is so old I've never even seen it. Was it from the beta version of the internet?

4/22/2010 8:30:53 PM

Quote :

"thanks for your email forward from 1996 "

4/22/2010 8:48:58 PM

Quote :

""thanks for your email forward from 1996""

4/22/2010 8:57:25 PM

this shit's so old, it was forwarded to me as an actual letter through USPS.

4/22/2010 9:14:58 PM

yea remember those old chain letters u had to send to 10 people or something bad would happen to you?

4/22/2010 9:17:34 PM

this was found carved into the walls of the caves where the dead sea scrolls were found.

true story.

4/22/2010 10:06:54 PM

I think I read this in my King James edition.

4/22/2010 10:53:19 PM

this is so old that it is almost redeemed by its extraordinary oldness

if I went out of my way to find the oldest thing possible, I don't think I could beat this

there are probably girls born since I first read this that I could now legally fuck somewhere in the United States

4/22/2010 11:31:52 PM

SORRY I DON'T SIT AROUND ON THE INTERNET ALL DAY

4/23/2010 12:01:58 AM