so i just got done enjoying the solitude and peace of a 15 minute shit. i did not literally shit for 15 minutes but the article was good so i enjoyed the quite and finished the article. my wife says i take 15 minute shits every day. am i the only one who enjoys a good read in peace?

4/22/2010 8:09:00 PM

I don't understand why it takes people so long to shit...

My shits are no longer than my pee pees are.

4/22/2010 8:10:34 PM

im on the pot posting as i speak. it smells tUrrible

4/22/2010 8:14:48 PM

no need to rush things

its not like we have to worry about a lion running up and trying to eat us

we have indoor plumbing, so we adapt

4/22/2010 8:16:13 PM

I don't rush...I just go in and it goes plop and I'm done...I hardly even have to push

4/22/2010 8:17:05 PM

but why not just chill for a few minutes afterward

i mean unless you're really busy, but if you have a few minutes to kill, why not

4/22/2010 8:18:34 PM

thats whats wrong with females. yall just sit around and let the poos stay in you with your tummy hurtin and wait till you are about to burst.

by then it just falls out.

4/22/2010 8:18:43 PM

Fiber dude.

4/22/2010 8:20:16 PM

for real

yall need to eat something other than just meat

4/22/2010 8:21:41 PM

Theres also a huge difference in taking a 15 minute dump at home or at work in a comfortable environment

Versus taking a shit in a bathroom at Bank of America Stadium or something, where you want to get out of there ASAP


[Edited on April 22, 2010 at 8:23 PM. Reason : ^,^^its not 15 minutes of defecation...its taking a shit...and then just chilling...bc you earned it]

4/22/2010 8:22:15 PM

Oh man, I love those!

4/22/2010 8:24:04 PM

it's when i do my best thinking

4/22/2010 8:24:11 PM

I approve this thread

4/22/2010 8:25:47 PM

i have to admit i am a fan of tww when dumping also. love a laptop.

4/22/2010 8:36:07 PM

I love long shits. I often read multiple chapters while in the bathroom. I consider it "me time."

4/22/2010 8:37:15 PM

shit for 30 seconds, read for 15 minutes or until your legs go numb, and then go back to your desk job before anyone starts looking for you.

4/22/2010 9:11:40 PM

if my tv and wii and COD were in the bathroom, i'd have no reason to ever leave the bathroom

4/22/2010 9:12:11 PM

i used to try and figure out how much i was gettin paid to take dumps at work.

i think based on hourly pay it was 3 or 4 dollars a day or something.

4/22/2010 9:33:15 PM