You're a woman and you get knocked up and the father could be one of 6 guys. What do you do?

1) Keep it
2) Sell it
3) Throw yourself down the stairs while praying
4) Take all six men on Maury
5) Pick the richest guy and convince him it's his?
6) Convince MTV to feature you on a reality show
7) Pop that bad boy out and then start taking fertility drugs so you can start building your evil empire

Sorry if this should be posted in the Soap Box.

4/22/2010 8:57:44 PM

i dont have a uterus so i cant answer this question

4/22/2010 8:59:49 PM

if I'm a woman, what am i doing out of the kitchen?

4/22/2010 9:00:02 PM

abort it?

4/22/2010 9:00:07 PM

geez one of six guys

first i'd probably do some math to try to narrow it down

how old are we in this situation? do we have a job?

4/22/2010 9:00:27 PM

use that moneymaker instead of that babymaker

4/22/2010 9:01:18 PM

cadwackle's questions must be answered

4/22/2010 9:01:55 PM

no

[Edited on April 22, 2010 at 9:03 PM. Reason : no]

4/22/2010 9:02:53 PM

Okay, in a hypothetical situation, boys can be girls. So answer the dang question!

This woman is a female chef, so she never left the kitchen, even for sex. She's 28 years old and she makes 60k per year at Olive Garden.

4/22/2010 9:04:08 PM

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"K H CADWHACKAL"

4/22/2010 9:04:10 PM

oh well i mean sounds like she makes enough bling but...sounds like she'd have to quit her job if she had a baby cause a chef is busy, right?

4/22/2010 9:05:01 PM

no way a chef at og makes 60

i mean all they do is unfreeze buckets of slop and put it on plates

4/22/2010 9:05:32 PM

Plan A: 3-->1-->6-->2
Plan B: 3-->2-->5-->4

4/22/2010 9:05:48 PM

mambagrl disagrees

4/22/2010 9:05:50 PM

1, 4 and 6

in true womanly fashion

4/22/2010 9:06:47 PM

But would a chef be happy living on food stamps? That guvment cheese be nasty.

She could always trick someone into marrying her, thus she would keep the job and they'd all live happily ever after, in theory.

4/22/2010 9:07:00 PM

ok plan

she tells all of them she's preggers

gauges the reactions

i mean surely at least ONE of the 6 would offer to marry her

pick the one she wants, profit?!

4/22/2010 9:07:53 PM

Move to some awesome island in Italy, open your own resort, then train your daughter and all your staff members in pop vocals.

Mamma Mia! That would be difficult!

4/22/2010 9:07:58 PM

Is she hot?

she could keep her damned mouth shut, raise the kid by herself and find some poor sap easily.

4/22/2010 9:08:30 PM

pop out the bastard and then co-star in a shitty musical featuring ABBA twenty years later.

4/22/2010 9:08:39 PM

keep job

have baby

find out who father is

force him to pay $$$

4/22/2010 9:09:11 PM

is she hot?

4/22/2010 9:09:14 PM

I forgot to mention, she doesn't know whether the baby will be white or black.

4/22/2010 9:09:45 PM

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"This woman is a female chef, so she never left the kitchen, even for sex"

someone call this OG...people have been having sex in the kitchen!

4/22/2010 9:10:06 PM

i still think my plans are the best

1. trick someone into marriage (ideally the richest)

or

2. just force whoever it is to pay $$$ to that baby and then she can keep her job AND afford child care and not have to marry some loser

or

3. ABORTION

(and hopefully the kid is biracial cause that way it'll be easier to force it into some modeling or acting career later in life)

[Edited on April 22, 2010 at 9:11 PM. Reason : .]

4/22/2010 9:10:39 PM

OMG RACIST

4/22/2010 9:12:24 PM

There's also a chance that the father is Carrot Top, which means the abortion option just got more attractive.

I do like the idea of forcing the child into showbiz. Miley and Britney and Maccauley turned out okay.

4/22/2010 9:15:26 PM

if your biracial baby comes out looking like Gary Coleman, you can keep him forcibly in showbiz until he's 40.

4/22/2010 9:16:54 PM

don't forget about lindsay lohan

4/22/2010 9:16:59 PM

nah dude those peeps are all white

if she has a biracial kid it could be like a zoe saldana or tiger woods or halle berry or something.

but yea. carrot top? abort mission.

4/22/2010 9:17:18 PM

NOT COOL. MY 20 YEAR OLD SISTER WAS ABORTED

4/22/2010 9:20:36 PM

i would ride in a box of coathangers down 3 flights of stairs while doped up on crystal meth

4/22/2010 9:20:52 PM

Crap, why didn't she bang tiger instead of carrot top? STUPID STUPID STUPID!

And I like karen fillipelli from the office. Another hot biracial chixor$$$.

4/22/2010 9:21:01 PM

hypothetical questions sluts come up with.

4/22/2010 9:22:11 PM

Quote :

"i would ride in a box of coathangers down 3 flights of stairs while doped up on crystal meth "

hahahhaa. with a bottle of vodka in hand?

4/22/2010 9:26:45 PM

A real slut would be getting some action right now instead of playing on the internet.

Slut fail

Stupid stupid stupid

4/22/2010 9:27:01 PM

you're a terrible slut

4/22/2010 9:27:46 PM

I'd do it commando too

4/22/2010 9:28:15 PM

Do it commando while shooting bottle rockets out of your butt. It's a phenomenal sensation.

The gerbils geta little antsy though.

4/22/2010 9:30:02 PM

Its definitely not mine - PM me if you need details

4/22/2010 9:30:49 PM

wait. am i still a woman here?

4/22/2010 9:30:57 PM

haha you banged carrot top

4/22/2010 9:36:43 PM

Scud, anything you say via PM can be used against you during the Maury taping.

And H8R, look down.

4/22/2010 9:37:41 PM

3) Throw yourself down the stairs while praying

4/22/2010 9:40:28 PM

Freddy Kruger was the son of a thousand maniacs.

Tell her she's got 994 to go.

4/22/2010 9:41:30 PM

white women aren't allowed to abort black babies right? thats the rule right?

4/22/2010 9:50:30 PM

k, I'm good.

OMFG am I good.

4/22/2010 10:30:12 PM

1. abort
2. stop being a whore

4/22/2010 10:36:25 PM

Quote :

"no way a chef at og makes 60 i mean all they do is unfreeze buckets of slop and put it on plates"

4/22/2010 10:38:22 PM

eat it

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

[Edited on April 22, 2010 at 10:39 PM. Reason : and take its powers]

4/22/2010 10:39:10 PM