WTF!?

http://philadelphia.craigslist.org/mis/1701584027.html

Quote :

"You stuck my flash drive in your vagina. If you are reading this, you know who you are. I don’t think this is a fad sweeping the city, so this one’s for you. We met at a Millcreek Tavern. You said you were from Lancaster. You were beautiful, you liked me. It was perfect. But then… We went back to my apartment. We watched The Breakfast Club. You had never seen it before. We then ended up in my bed, as planned. And had sex, as planned. You looked beautiful half covered in my sheets when I left to use the bathroom. When I came back, this is what I saw: You standing naked at my computer. You with your hand on the keyboard, not typing. You grabbing the flash drive. The flash drive pops out. You look at it. You squat a little bit. You insert it into your vagina, like a tampon. I am speechless. You proceed to get dressed, say you have to go home, and leave. The number you gave me doesn’t work. I am confused. I’d like to see you again. I’d like to see my flash drive again. Your name is Rebecca. You have long blond hair. Please get in touch. I am a very understanding person. "

4/23/2010 1:01:54 AM

lol i read this earlier

why didn't he tell her to give the flash drive back before she left? so confused.

4/23/2010 1:04:32 AM

lol wut

4/23/2010 1:04:48 AM

He could have thrown her down on the bed and retrieved the flash drive himself.

4/23/2010 1:06:47 AM

I laffed... HARD.

Prolly just trollin'

4/23/2010 2:16:17 AM

bttt

4/23/2010 11:04:37 AM

HAHAHAHAHA WUT

4/23/2010 11:06:42 AM

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4/23/2010 11:08:31 AM

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4/23/2010 11:09:24 AM

par for the course for the girls ive met in the philly area

4/23/2010 11:12:31 AM

^ What??!

4/23/2010 11:46:44 AM

She was actually a CIA agent and he's a terrorist

4/23/2010 11:48:08 AM

^ Then she's good.

4/23/2010 11:50:31 AM

this is just another example of why ALL devices should be equipped with remote self-destruct mechanisms

bitch stole my flash drive, blow a hole in that bitch's uterus

4/23/2010 1:44:08 PM

would it be usable after such an incident?

4/23/2010 1:45:21 PM

That may depend on the vagina...

4/23/2010 3:59:18 PM

^ Indeed. Some of those vaginas have high PH levels, and as such, it could be corrosive to the USB plug connectors as well as to the circuitry if the vaginal fluids penetrate the casing.

4/23/2010 6:50:32 PM

I, too, believe everything I read on the internet.

4/23/2010 6:52:55 PM