so tingly

4/25/2010 9:21:23 PM

4/25/2010 9:21:53 PM

time for a stranger

4/25/2010 9:21:56 PM

srsly?

4/25/2010 9:22:00 PM

AWESOME!

4/25/2010 9:22:22 PM

attn: boys,


does that really happen?

4/25/2010 9:22:36 PM

attn: punchmonk?

4/25/2010 9:22:46 PM

he's just bragging
it's a round about way of saying he can sit on his wang

4/25/2010 9:23:04 PM

anything can fall asleep. qntmken just crossed his legs incorrectly.

4/25/2010 9:23:11 PM

Try deep clicking an ad.

4/25/2010 9:24:37 PM

I wonder if bewbs can fall asleep?

4/25/2010 9:24:58 PM

mine are somewhat big and floppy, and no matter how much i lay on them, they have never fallen asleep

4/25/2010 9:25:30 PM

FLOPPY!

4/25/2010 9:31:25 PM

Quote :

"attn: boys, does that really happen? "

yes

4/25/2010 9:31:35 PM

this actually weirdly enough happened to me for the first time in my life on Friday night... Tripped me out!

4/25/2010 9:32:47 PM

sitting in certain chairs in certain ways makes my junk go to sleep.

4/25/2010 9:33:32 PM

Well, I guess you're gonna have to go wake him up now, won't you?

4/25/2010 9:39:12 PM

Quote :

"time for a stranger"

is this like, instead of your hand being numb and it feels like you're getting a handjob from someone else... your penis is numb and it feels like you're giving someone else a handjob?

4/25/2010 9:40:33 PM

i hate it when i sit on the edge of a seat for too long, the balls falling asleep is one of the worst feelings evar

4/25/2010 9:41:01 PM

yes, if you sit funny or on a hard surface in such a way you can press a nerve that will result in the asleep feeling...

it's not as fun as it sounds

4/25/2010 9:41:52 PM

actually, it felt freaking awesome to me.... but i mean whatev.

4/25/2010 9:43:59 PM

really? how does qntmken's cock feel?

4/25/2010 9:47:20 PM

soft skin and lovingly veiny and steel shaft like.

4/25/2010 9:48:46 PM

sounds boring

4/25/2010 9:50:10 PM

^^does he moisturize the cockle?


i hear this stuff works wonders.

4/25/2010 9:50:49 PM

we call that beating off

4/25/2010 9:51:44 PM

this one time, I accidentally wore one of those sensation numbing condoms inside out


her vagina was numb for a few days

4/25/2010 9:52:28 PM

i bet that feels awesome and awful at the same time

why do you hurt so good

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4/25/2010 9:52:49 PM

^^ ahahaha thats pretty funny. Although I wonder what that would feel like

4/25/2010 9:56:15 PM

well, hey... maybe I can help you out with that

4/25/2010 9:57:08 PM

^^ knowledge is only as far away as the closest drug store

[Edited on April 25, 2010 at 9:57 PM. Reason : s]

4/25/2010 9:57:32 PM

snap

I started thinking that maybe they should try that for women who are in labor, then realized it would probably make the baby all numb and tingly too

4/25/2010 9:59:02 PM

baby oil

4/25/2010 9:59:02 PM

talcum powder

4/25/2010 9:59:43 PM

no no... you're supposed to sit on your HAND then play with yourself, not sit on your cock! (unless you like playing with strangers' cocks and that's the sensation you were going for...)

4/25/2010 10:01:05 PM

OFF TOPIC QUESTION

does anyone else sometimes feel like people just know after you've beat off?

like, there's a period of time that i dont want to be around people, like they can just tell

sometimes ill jerk before going running, and think that people i run by can smell the lotion, spunk, and shame.

LOL

4/25/2010 10:02:13 PM

you're not supposed to be doing it in the bathroom at work

4/25/2010 10:03:20 PM

Quote :

"people i run by can smell the lotion, spunk, and shame."

muuahahahahahaha

4/25/2010 10:03:57 PM

pheremones

4/25/2010 10:05:06 PM

he ejaculates sperm and smells

4/25/2010 10:05:47 PM

Quote :

"no no... you're supposed to sit on your HAND then play with yourself, not sit on your cock! (unless you like playing with strangers' cocks and that's the sensation you were going for...)"

BRO, I ALREADY MADE THIS JOKE.


also

Quote :

"does anyone else sometimes feel like people just know after you've beat off?"

yes.

[Edited on April 25, 2010 at 10:13 PM. Reason : .]

4/25/2010 10:06:07 PM

*pheromones*

4/25/2010 10:09:20 PM

^drive me insane.

4/25/2010 10:12:05 PM

now that your penis is numb, you can jerk it off and pretend it isn't yours.

4/25/2010 10:17:46 PM

REVERSE STRANGER TIME

4/25/2010 10:34:47 PM