Orlando: It's far from my family

My condo: I love most of my neighbors, but some are a little bizarre. One is a suicidal alcoholic who cuts her wrists. There's are two swinger couples who have wild domestic disputes that result in having the cops come by to keep them from killing one another. And then there's the prostitute who turns tricks in her car in the parking lot so her husband doesn't find out. She also steals leftover cigarette butts so she can scrape out the remainder of the tobacco and roll her own cigarettes.

4/27/2010 5:30:58 PM

Boone, NC
it can get cold and windy for days without warning...

and you're not here lol

4/27/2010 5:33:37 PM

haha, i was just thinking of making this thread



the beach is too far away

parking usually sux and/or costs extra

family doesn't visit enough because of the distance

4/27/2010 5:34:44 PM

I live in Tarboro NC.....that's all I have to say.

4/27/2010 5:34:58 PM

Quote :

"family doesn't visit enough because of the distance"

Imagine if you lived 600 miles away!

4/27/2010 5:35:43 PM

is ihearkisses = lucyinthesky incognitus?

4/27/2010 5:35:56 PM

I hate having neighbors.

4/27/2010 5:36:37 PM

DC.

Everything.

4/27/2010 5:36:39 PM

I have lived in orlando

and they only visited once, which they spent most of their time on vacay, not with me

and i lived even further, in north chicago

and they never made it there even though i was there twice as long as the amount of time i lived in orlando

4/27/2010 5:38:36 PM

But for real, everything in DC sucks.

4/27/2010 5:39:24 PM

for reals?

4/27/2010 5:39:43 PM

4/27/2010 5:40:15 PM

DC has some good things, once you get indoors

4/27/2010 5:40:22 PM

^^icwydt

4/27/2010 5:40:59 PM

I'm everyone's favorite poster, they just don't know it yet.

4/27/2010 5:41:31 PM

chicago: it's expensive. it's cold. people can be assholes.

4/27/2010 5:41:40 PM

but you've got the Cubbies

4/27/2010 5:42:06 PM

Brooklyn, NY

expensive and too many kids/babies.

4/27/2010 5:42:17 PM

fucking living in chicago sucked:

-80 degree wind chill factor one morning.. woke up and there was ice on the inside of my barracks window

summer time there was hot as balls

and all the women have huge schnaz's

4/27/2010 5:45:56 PM

wait... barracks?

4/27/2010 5:47:36 PM

US Navy.

Great Lakes, IL

4/27/2010 5:49:12 PM

miami weather, i guess

4/27/2010 5:50:41 PM

I can list good and bad things from every place I've ever lived. It's all relative and it's easier to just try to make the best out of every situation.

4/27/2010 5:53:57 PM

FLORIDA

4/27/2010 6:02:10 PM

[CHOP]

4/27/2010 6:04:10 PM

NUHNT UHHH

I TOOK IT MYSELF WHEN I LIVED THERE

4/27/2010 6:11:19 PM