Someone hit our shop dog last night or early this moring and id like to know what the best thing to do with him is

[Edited on April 30, 2010 at 4:02 PM. Reason : fucking droid]

4/30/2010 3:41:01 PM

Well aside from skinning and eating it, I'd say bury it.

4/30/2010 3:41:47 PM

bury it?

take it to a vet/animal hospital and let them take care of it? (think they charge though)

4/30/2010 3:41:52 PM

eat it or sell it to a chinese restaraunt.


you could always keep running it over until nodody knows it was ever there. That way you don't have to touch it.

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[Edited on April 30, 2010 at 3:42 PM. Reason : damn i was supposed to be the first.]

4/30/2010 3:42:02 PM

you definitely dont want to try and teach it english

4/30/2010 3:43:38 PM

make sweet love to it

4/30/2010 3:50:19 PM

did it wait for you?

4/30/2010 3:51:00 PM

throw the damn thing away

4/30/2010 3:51:16 PM

Too bad it wasn't a dead horse, so you could beat it.

Get it?

LOL

/lame

4/30/2010 3:51:22 PM

dead dogs make for good gifts to dead babies

4/30/2010 3:52:13 PM

does it have yellow matter custard dripping from his eye?

4/30/2010 3:57:50 PM

4/30/2010 3:58:54 PM

not too familiar with The Beatles lyrics are we

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yNcE8c3j2M#t=94s

4/30/2010 4:02:10 PM

stuff him and have him mounted on a stand?

bury him? just need a shovel and a decent work ethic

4/30/2010 4:04:36 PM

triple bag it and put it in a dumpster, it's not alive anymore, i don't think it cares. unless you really think you've visit the grave.

4/30/2010 4:08:39 PM

1)make a little wooden casket
2)place dog in it
3)dig a 6 foot hole
4)drop casket in it
5)fill hole
6)put tombstone with engraving "Here lies dog"

4/30/2010 4:11:59 PM

cram him into someone's mailbox

4/30/2010 4:12:51 PM

^small dog or huuuuge mailbox

4/30/2010 4:13:42 PM

Quote :

"not too familiar with The Beatles lyrics are we"

Eh?

http://www.sing365.com/music/lyric.nsf/i-am-the-walrus-lyrics-the-beatles/251f4ed8ab28fcd448256bc2001430bf

Quote :

"yellow matter custard, drippin’ from a dead dog's eye! "

And it sounds like that's what he's says. A few sites have "yellow mother custard." But it seems as though "yellow matter custard" is the accepted lyric. Even a band named themselves after it:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yellow_Matter_Custard

4/30/2010 4:21:56 PM

ok? what does that have to do with Ragged not getting it the first time I posted it?

4/30/2010 4:22:43 PM

Flush it down the toilet.

4/30/2010 4:27:48 PM

i know in rocky mount you can call animal control to pick up a dead pet (for free). a vet will take them, some charge, some don't. again this is rocky mount, but here you can bury a pet in your yard as long as it's 3 feet down, 6 feet from the road, and 10 feet from a creek. i'm sure raleigh has similar ordinances.

4/30/2010 4:39:42 PM

Sell it for parts.

4/30/2010 4:40:35 PM

boss is gonna take em home and burry him

RIP Frank Steve

4/30/2010 4:41:20 PM

cigarette smoker had an itch

4/30/2010 5:04:29 PM

Quote :

"Frank Steve"

absolutely awesome name.

4/30/2010 5:17:51 PM

After my dog Bubbles died, I had her cremated. She's in an urn in the living room of my mom's house, next to my mom's dog's ashes.

4/30/2010 5:34:43 PM

^I think that's a cool story. No really I've never thought about that.

4/30/2010 6:59:08 PM

we cremated our first dog and Fumbler made a very nice box for her ashes. i got a tag made at petsmart just like the one she used to wear and put her dates on it. mom keeps that at her house in my room. i have her collar draped over a picture of her with a pawprint propped up in front of it here at my house.

we also cremated our second childhood dog. mom was very very attached to her. her ashes came back sealed in a white box (the other's came in a clear plastic bag ), and understandably mom didn't want to open it, so she bought a really nice box. the box holds a picture on the lid and inside she put the ashes, her last favorite toy, collar, akc papers, pawprint, & pictures. she keeps it next to her bed.



[Edited on April 30, 2010 at 7:08 PM. Reason : ]

4/30/2010 7:08:06 PM

poo on it

4/30/2010 10:23:44 PM

dumpster.

4/30/2010 10:37:05 PM

4/30/2010 10:55:53 PM