http://gizmodo.com/5527411/chinese-military-shovels-put-swiss-army-knives-to-shame

I'd probably end up never using it, but it's still sweet.

5/1/2010 2:45:42 PM

Ive still got my Army e-tool

5/1/2010 2:48:19 PM

MacGyver would be proud.

5/1/2010 2:50:06 PM

I thought we didn't like Jizzmodo.

5/1/2010 2:53:10 PM

I love this shovel! First I shoveled up my dog's poop out of the yard, then I cut down some poison ivy, and then I chopped up some peppers and onions for dinner! It does everything!

5/1/2010 2:53:13 PM

dont know if i like sheild or Oar better

5/1/2010 2:55:00 PM

pretty neat i guess

i'd rather have a basic camping shovel, a sharp fixed blade knife, and a multi-tool, though

5/1/2010 2:59:24 PM

This was a comment on one of the Chinese shovel Youtube videos:

Quote :

"great day for china? they have advanced their military technology to the level of a boy scout"

5/1/2010 2:59:30 PM

I like my gerber camping shovel better

5/1/2010 3:14:00 PM

that is so badass! I wish I went outside enough to justify getting that.

5/1/2010 3:24:25 PM

BE IT KNOWN: i inspired that post ^

(03:19:46 PM) simonn: i guess this would be cool... for someone who goes outside, ever
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(03:22:00 PM) punchmonk: you are right about the ever going outside part.

5/1/2010 3:27:34 PM

CALLED OUT

5/1/2010 3:28:21 PM

This is just the lobotomizer from World War Z (Excellent book, if you've never heard of it). It's also good for taking out 3 or 4 hundred zombies, NO AMMO REQUIRED.

5/1/2010 5:51:31 PM

^^lol pwnt

5/1/2010 5:58:15 PM

cool product...the song in the background makes it seem even more epic though

5/1/2010 6:02:35 PM