Quote :

"Shocked doctors in Sichuan, China, found the sea creature in the 59-year-old man's rectum after his death, it has been reported. The 50cm long Asian swamp eel was allegedly inserted into the unnamed man's bottom, after he passed out drunk, by pals playing a prank on him. Medics said the eel had devoured his bowels."

HAHA FUNNY JOKE GUYS, YOU GOT ME. Man I'd haunt a motherfucker. Also, I'd likely wake up during insertion, I ALWAYS DO

5/3/2010 9:16:51 PM

Never get drunk and pass out in China. Rule 1 of NOT GETTING YOUR BOWELS EATEN BY A FUCKING EEL

5/3/2010 9:18:19 PM

Asians and their fucking eels going into body holes!

5/3/2010 9:18:46 PM

ooooooohmygod the thought of that makes me so uncomfortable....

5/3/2010 9:20:46 PM

oops double post

[Edited on May 3, 2010 at 9:21 PM. Reason : ]

5/3/2010 9:20:46 PM

lolol, he's passed out drunk! luckily, I carry around an eel in my hip pocket for situations like this!

lolol, stick that eel in his ass dude!

5/3/2010 9:22:01 PM

Was the thought process "Oh man! He's gonna be so pissed when he poops an eel tomorrow!"

5/3/2010 9:22:42 PM

after he started being like "Hay guise, my stomach really hurts," wouldn't they be like, "Oh hey, sorry dude, btw we stuck an eel up your ass...might want to go to the hospital"

but presumably they just stood there and snickered

evil has many faces

5/3/2010 9:24:25 PM

Quote :

"I'd likely wake up during insertion, I ALWAYS DO"

i just choked on my snack, i promise to never pick on you again for looking like that guy on that cher movie

5/3/2010 9:31:01 PM

what's wrong with pushing a few eels in a friends anus?

i mean, it's all in good fun.

5/3/2010 9:33:18 PM

lmfao!!!

joie... i don't know if we can be friends anymore.... well i guess we're cool till you come near me with an eel

5/3/2010 9:36:17 PM

DOUBLE! :facepalm:
i suck

[Edited on May 3, 2010 at 9:36 PM. Reason : .]

5/3/2010 9:36:17 PM

Monopterus anus

Asian Ass Eel

5/3/2010 9:37:13 PM

It seems to me Asians just walk around with a stock full of eels ready for anything. The nearest butthole, the unsuspecting vagina, the impromptu sex show.

5/3/2010 9:53:25 PM

is there a link to this?

5/3/2010 9:59:00 PM

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2954500/Chef-dies-after-feeling-eel.html

Longer article:

http://shanghaiist.com/2010/05/01/man_in_sichuan_dies_after_friends_i.php



This is awful.

5/3/2010 10:01:58 PM

pics or it didn't happen

5/3/2010 10:04:45 PM

daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaang, that sthe real deal

http://www.chinanews.com.cn/sh/news/2010/04-28/2250979.shtml

5/3/2010 10:07:04 PM

saps questioning my stories ITT!

You can't make this shit up buddy!

5/4/2010 12:16:05 PM

5/4/2010 12:27:51 PM

just sounded like one of those chain emails that get passed around

5/4/2010 12:29:16 PM

God bless Chrome translator.

Quote :

"Got into the body through the rectum eel bites man life insurance lost "

5/4/2010 12:30:31 PM

With friends like these, who needs enemas?

5/4/2010 12:31:12 PM

^ bwahahaha

you're on a roll today

5/4/2010 12:33:44 PM

I don't really feel like this is a problem son.

You should be allowed to kill people with eels.

5/4/2010 12:34:51 PM

^^^win

and

first funny thread kiwi ever made ITT

[Edited on May 4, 2010 at 12:35 PM. Reason : .]

5/4/2010 12:34:54 PM

lol

5/4/2010 2:44:38 PM