So about 3 weeks ago a guy walked into the restroom right in front of me with a can of beer in his hand. When he came out he no longer had the can in his hand. I looked in the restroom and in the trash can and it wasn't there. I caught him at the door and said, "What happened to the beer you took in the restroom." He said, "I left it in the restroom." I lifted his shirt and he said, "It's right there." I took it from him and he went running out of the store. My boss said he stole wine before that and then came back about 3 times the same night and bought stuff just to make it look like he was an honest customer.Today he came back in the store about 3, or 4 times. About the 3rd time he walked right in front of me and I saw a mini bottle of wine sticking out of his pocket. Today his excuse was, "I am going to buy this, but I just need to go out to my mom's car and get money to pay for it." After that he came back again about 2 hours later. The management stopped him and told him to never come back, or they will have him arrested.1) Why not try to steal expensive things like Anchor Steam, or Siera Nevada instead of cheap things like Natural Light?2) Why would you go back to the store 2 hours after you were caught trying to steal? Why not wait 10 hours till the morning shift is gone?3) Why would you wear the same shirt everytime you try to steal? It makes you that much easier to identify.
5/5/2010 4:47:00 PM
whats wrong with keepin it natural?
5/5/2010 4:47:58 PM
5/5/2010 4:48:57 PM
you're making fun of the guy, but he got away with itso really, who's laughing?
5/5/2010 4:49:44 PM
is that a pilsner in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
5/5/2010 4:50:12 PM
maybe you should grow a spine and tell him not to return to your propertyor get a responsible individual to threaten to trespass him
5/5/2010 4:50:21 PM
5/5/2010 4:50:30 PM
why would you let him back into the store after the first time?
5/5/2010 4:50:43 PM
just think of the number of times this guy wasn't caught
5/5/2010 4:51:41 PM
^^
5/5/2010 4:51:57 PM
5/5/2010 4:52:06 PM
do you work at Grocery Boy, Jr. on Lake Wheeler Rd?
5/5/2010 4:53:28 PM
Why the fuck didn't you guys have him arrested after the first time? Do you guys not have cameras? Anyway, just hang this up:
5/5/2010 4:53:38 PM
5/5/2010 4:56:21 PM
Ahh wolfweb...attacking the innocents while ignoring the criminal.That butthole comment made me lol.
5/5/2010 4:59:00 PM
5/5/2010 5:01:33 PM
that dude's face needs an alignment job
5/5/2010 5:02:41 PM
COME OUT AND PLAY-AY
5/5/2010 5:03:02 PM
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5/5/2010 5:04:13 PM
Mel Gibson has never been the same since What Women Want
5/5/2010 5:05:38 PM
^^My employer did finally tell him to not come back. The problem is, shoplifters come in the store during the day and then at night the following day most of the time. Because of this different people are working and no one is 100% sure who he is.Also, telling and doing are two different things. They'll just come back and hope that different employees are working that don't know who they are.[Edited on May 5, 2010 at 5:10 PM. Reason : .]
5/5/2010 5:08:52 PM
1. take picture of shoplifter2. print picture3. post behind counter4. post note saying kick this guy out5. ???6. profit (literally)or1. catch shoplifter in act2. call police3. press charges4. get trespassing order/restraint order5. take picture of shoplifter6. print picture7. post behind counter8. post note saying if he enters, call police9. ???10. profit (literally)]
5/5/2010 5:12:08 PM
You still haven't told us where you work...
5/5/2010 5:27:49 PM
After you lifted his shirt - did he say "tickle this, BITCH"?
5/5/2010 6:38:39 PM
shit with these idiot behind the counter i know where im goin once money gets tight....
5/5/2010 6:40:30 PM
Last night I could have jumped a teenager in the parking lot who was running out of the store with a case of budlight. I didn't feel like picking a fight though.
5/11/2010 12:48:06 PM
shut the fuck up
5/11/2010 12:51:17 PM
I was under the impression that a store employee cannot physically detain a shoplifter or it would be considered assault/kidnapping.Maybe that is just policy at certain stores as a way of preventing lawsuits and not actual law though.[Edited on May 11, 2010 at 12:51 PM. Reason : lo]
5/11/2010 12:51:27 PM
^That's why I let him go. My boss did throw a guy to the ground one time when he tried to steal meat.[Edited on May 11, 2010 at 12:57 PM. Reason : .]
5/11/2010 12:54:06 PM
5/11/2010 12:54:48 PM
^Why did I know the grammmer police were gonna strIke on that won.
5/11/2010 12:58:03 PM
If I worked at such a shitty job, i would keep it to myself. That's just me.
5/11/2010 12:58:48 PM
How can you have a college degree and not know what motherfucking grammar means
5/11/2010 1:01:47 PM
^how kan u goe bonckers evree tyme their is an grammer arrer.
5/11/2010 1:19:51 PM
So you work at Food Lion?
5/11/2010 1:21:47 PM
^Know!
5/11/2010 1:23:16 PM
5/11/2010 1:34:24 PM
I used to work at this marina that would sell single cans of beer for $.90 each or something. Pretty much the only people that bought them were 40-60 year old bums that were begging for change to come get a beer at a time. I couldn't believe people would come in and buy schlitz (one of the shittiest beers we had) and natty light (one of the lowest alcohol content beers we had) when they were all the same fucking price.
5/11/2010 9:40:09 PM
5/11/2010 9:42:53 PM
Yeah, but he was allowed to stop him, lift his shirt, and get the store's beer back.
5/11/2010 9:48:26 PM
maybe i'm missing something, but isnt the real story here that the OP is almost thirty and working at a grocery store or something similar?[Edited on May 11, 2010 at 10:00 PM. Reason : haha the real story is that i am retarded, apparently]
5/11/2010 9:51:50 PM
I don't understand what you just typed.
5/11/2010 9:55:31 PM
this jackass makes food lion employees look good
5/11/2010 9:58:03 PM
5/12/2010 12:08:06 AM
Awesome thread.
5/12/2010 12:12:24 AM
...needs more posts
5/12/2010 12:17:32 AM
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5/12/2010 5:30:15 AM
last night on the local news, i saw a story of a man who was caught stealing beer by the grocery store manager, who then chased him outside and beat him to death...seriously. he killed the man.[Edited on May 12, 2010 at 6:00 AM. Reason : ]
5/12/2010 5:57:20 AM