http://bit.ly/dp68nk

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"A white American couple had a black baby and pregnant wife says that watching a porn movie 3D. The child's father, the soldier Erick Jhonson, was serving a year at a military base in Iraq, and when he returned home he found a black baby. His wife, Jennifer Stweart, 38, told him that the child was conceived while she was watching a porn film in three dimensions. "I see it as suspicious. The films in 3-D are very real." With today's technology anything is possible, "said Erick, who registered the child. Jennifer said she was a porn film with her friends in New York. She says she does not usually watch porn movies and that was only this time to see how the effects were in 3D. The child, she says, looks like the black actor in the movie. "A month after watching the movie I started feeling dizzy and the result is there. I'll process the film and the producers. Even though my husband believed in me. My marriage could be at risk. But he knows I'm faithful" he said. "

[Edited on May 6, 2010 at 4:02 PM. Reason : wtf]

5/6/2010 4:01:11 PM

not in english

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

5/6/2010 4:01:34 PM

wat

5/6/2010 4:02:09 PM

k

5/6/2010 4:02:19 PM

Quote :

"The child, she says, looks like the black actor in the movie. "

5/6/2010 4:02:41 PM

i realize this thread is about 3d Porn got me pregnant, which I am not...

5/6/2010 4:03:09 PM

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""A month after watching the movie I started feeling dizzy and the result is there. I'll process the film and the producers. Even though my husband believed in me. My marriage could be at risk. But he knows I'm faithful" he said. ""

wat

[Edited on May 6, 2010 at 4:04 PM. Reason : f]

5/6/2010 4:03:55 PM

lol

5/6/2010 4:17:58 PM

Good lord. How do people not realize how completely insane they sound when they try to cover up their sluttiness?

5/6/2010 4:24:01 PM

I'm selling all my IMAX stock right now

5/6/2010 4:25:53 PM

ibt Virgin Mary comparisons from SaabTurbo

5/6/2010 4:26:20 PM

everytime i read this thread title i keep asking "what went wrong during the first two!?"

5/6/2010 4:27:11 PM

To be fair these were the 3D glasses she was wearing:



and this was the actor:

5/6/2010 4:27:45 PM

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"I see it as suspicious."

LOL

5/6/2010 4:27:52 PM

dangit...

[Edited on May 6, 2010 at 4:28 PM. Reason : ]

5/6/2010 4:28:07 PM

awesome

5/6/2010 4:28:41 PM

"Uh, hi, I need you to perform a DNA test on this DVD."

5/6/2010 4:32:10 PM

1s and 0s

5/6/2010 4:32:59 PM

Quote :

"wife says that watching a porn movie 3D."

5/6/2010 4:33:11 PM

lol

5/6/2010 4:42:17 PM

The original article was in Mexican or something, so its kind of moot to point out the grammar mistakes.

5/6/2010 4:43:21 PM

She might can get away with the "baby looked like the black actor" bit. I mean they do all look alike. Amirite?

5/6/2010 4:44:01 PM

urite!

5/6/2010 6:26:09 PM

that's sooooo funny

5/6/2010 6:26:47 PM

Quote :

"Jennifer said she was a porn film with her friends in New York."

theres your problem

5/6/2010 6:34:21 PM

It's a bad translation. She wasn't "watching" the 3D porn, she was "starring in" it. Starring in the 3D porn is what got her pregnant.

5/6/2010 6:40:03 PM

no i think it was the black dude shooting his load inside her what caused the baby to form

5/6/2010 6:46:14 PM

and that can't happen in porn?

5/6/2010 6:46:59 PM

it can happen in porn, but starring in a porn flick does not cause women to spontaneously pop out babies

you need the jizz before that starts happening

5/6/2010 6:48:36 PM

to me, it look like the black guy in the porno to me

5/6/2010 6:55:30 PM