you can have one for three decades and still not quite know where you've got it aimed
5/7/2010 7:10:49 PM
aka you just pissed all over your bathroom
5/7/2010 7:12:21 PM
ew nigga
5/7/2010 7:12:36 PM
Love this websiteI'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.
5/7/2010 7:13:17 PM
*Applies to penises less than 1.75 inches in length.
5/7/2010 7:13:35 PM
ddk
5/7/2010 7:14:03 PM
DDK wins this thread.
5/7/2010 7:14:37 PM
ddk seems like the kind of person that i'd pee a little bit on her floor in the bathroom, out of respect.I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.
5/7/2010 7:14:57 PM
She'd pee on the floor of your bathroom, claiming your entire domicile as her own.
5/7/2010 7:16:04 PM
and i would make my roommate clean it up, after i stepped barefoot in it.I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.[Edited on May 7, 2010 at 7:16 PM. Reason : ]
5/7/2010 7:16:19 PM
I tip my hat to you, sir.
5/7/2010 7:17:04 PM
dude, just install a damn urinal in your house. or, you know, use the bathtub.
5/7/2010 7:18:48 PM
5/7/2010 7:22:41 PM
you should get one of the detachable models
5/7/2010 7:23:42 PM
Kokopelli had one
5/7/2010 7:25:32 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAwLYJYsa0A&feature=related
5/7/2010 8:23:58 PM
Mine is the best. I keep it in a drawer, now that I think of it, I packed it up with my exs shit. Apparently other lesbians dont want to use a dong that some other girl used.*shrug*
5/7/2010 8:55:01 PM
lol, I love you NCJockGirl. I need more lesbian friends, like I had in high school.]
5/7/2010 8:58:00 PM
I wish I had more lesbian friends too It would probably make me happier to have a gf instead. ^
5/7/2010 9:11:51 PM