I though BigMan would look like De-Bo from Friday. Then I found out he was a honky.

I thought EMCE would be hung like an elephant. It must have been cold out.

I thought BlackDog would look like Randy Jackson. He looks like Jason Mewes.

I thought SLB/Sonia would hit me with a bat. Failed to delived.

Everclear, however, lived up to his name.

Any other teedub expectations dashed?

5/7/2010 8:21:56 PM

I'm going to fuck you up Lucy

5/7/2010 8:22:41 PM

I thought the girls would be single.

5/7/2010 8:23:57 PM

I thought Lucy would take tons of effort and liberal cheddar-spendage. Then I found out she's a cheap date!

5/7/2010 8:25:19 PM

I'm single, but I'm also evil. it evens out

^not cheap, thrifty! I'm fine w/dat gubment chedda

[Edited on May 7, 2010 at 8:27 PM. Reason : j]

5/7/2010 8:25:28 PM

I'm just fucking saying....

5/7/2010 8:26:42 PM

^^ I can dig it.

5/7/2010 8:27:19 PM

i discovered that i can have 7700 posts and still not know a damn person on this site (other than my bro and his roomies from college who aren't active anymore)...and i don't find that overtly disappointing

[Edited on May 7, 2010 at 8:29 PM. Reason : .]

5/7/2010 8:29:27 PM

Every day is a TWW disappointment as mother fuckers expose themselves and run they mouths

5/7/2010 8:29:56 PM

ppls would rather talk to their friends and not have anonymous fools beat chest

5/7/2010 8:32:34 PM

I have discovered that sex, drugs and rock n roll are easy to acquire online.

I have been disappointed to find that the late-night adderall crowd has disappeared.

5/7/2010 8:37:56 PM

No they haven't

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

5/7/2010 8:39:18 PM

Well, they're not as forthcoming with their meds these days.

Back in my day, the teedub addy crowd would go to keg parties and trade meds for a keg cup.

5/7/2010 8:42:08 PM

some tdubbers would trade pocket change and anti-depressants for keg cups.

5/7/2010 10:25:33 PM

Quote :

"i discovered that i can have 28,000+ posts and still not know a damn person on this site (other than 10 users I met once each back in 2001 and haven't interacted with them since)...and i don't find that overtly disappointing, but i do find it quite weird and surreal"

5/7/2010 10:55:06 PM

5/7/2010 11:07:47 PM

BigMan, plz don't steal my chain. I have enough to worry about considering I have to pay off the resident addy-heads before they gun down my house.

5/8/2010 7:34:27 AM

I was kind of disappointed to find out some of the people I thought to be crazy are actually kind of normal.

5/8/2010 11:52:04 AM

You just still haven't seen me drunk.

5/8/2010 11:59:37 AM

i came here for the circle jerk... where's the circle jerk?

5/8/2010 12:12:51 PM

Chicks with HPD make the best threads.

5/8/2010 12:23:16 PM

Haha I totally stereotyped bigman as a big black guy too.

5/8/2010 1:28:50 PM

what in the world

5/8/2010 1:41:15 PM

tha fuck? BigMan157 isn't a big black guy?

well this changes our entire relationship

5/8/2010 1:43:50 PM

what is HPD?


i heard bigman is actually a big white dude.

5/8/2010 1:43:54 PM

it don't really matter if bigman is black or white

because i'm hispanic anyways

[Edited on May 8, 2010 at 1:44 PM. Reason : or maybe i'm indian... same thing]

5/8/2010 1:44:31 PM

nothing about emce screams "i have a huge penis"....BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRN

[Edited on May 8, 2010 at 1:47 PM. Reason : plus bigman is totally samoan]

5/8/2010 1:47:16 PM

What the fuck?

5/8/2010 1:48:07 PM

FUCK YOU CYRION I TOLD YOU THAT IN CONFIDENCE

EDIT IT

[Edited on May 8, 2010 at 1:49 PM. Reason : not the emce penis thing that's not in my knowledge base]

5/8/2010 1:48:48 PM

5/8/2010 1:49:54 PM

i discovered that twoozles had dem 190% knockers.
then i was disappointed to find that by the time i met her they were gone

5/8/2010 1:51:15 PM

they're just a lowly 100% now

5/8/2010 1:51:41 PM

I'd say 85%

but she still got DAT ASS™

[Edited on May 8, 2010 at 1:54 PM. Reason : there ya go]

5/8/2010 1:52:09 PM

™

5/8/2010 1:53:32 PM

i got DAT BUTT and DAT GUT
hahaha

5/8/2010 1:54:50 PM

5/8/2010 1:55:16 PM

ive had pretty low expectations of all of you, so no disappointments here

5/8/2010 2:56:21 PM

^ exactly

of the TWWers I have met, I have actually been pleasantly surprised at how normal they were. well, for the most part at least.

5/8/2010 2:58:11 PM