SHOULD BE BANNED UNDER FEDERAL LAW


(who wants to wipe their ass with like two squares)

5/8/2010 6:29:17 PM

...?

5/8/2010 6:30:20 PM

Agreed

5/8/2010 6:30:25 PM

i don't know that i've encountered these

now where you to rage against some cheap ass single ply, i'd be right there with you brother

but as it is, i don't know where i stand on this issue

do you have any informational pamphlets regarding your position on this topic, by chance?

5/8/2010 6:34:13 PM

Just use your bare hand. That's why they have soap and water in a bathroom

5/8/2010 8:25:44 PM

i've never seen an automated tp dispenser

5/8/2010 8:28:36 PM

are you talking about the ones that don't turn a full revolution? just take your pocket knife and cut off the tab that prevents it from going all the way around. this is what i did at my old office, so much easier.

5/8/2010 8:29:41 PM

I just use the three seashells

5/8/2010 9:14:48 PM

I've only run into one of these, it was at a National Wildlife Refuge in SC. It was the worst bathroom experience I ever had. The stainless steel toilet seat was something like 2.5-3ft off the ground, and technically didn't have a seat. So not only are you abso-fuckin-lutely forced to sit on the seat (no hovering possible), but there isn't an actual seat, so you're sitting on everyone else's piss. Then, of course, it was one of those endless-wipe shits. Then I learned I had to deal with the Jew Toilet Paper Dispenser.

In retrospect, I would have been better off shitting in the woods.

5/8/2010 10:57:06 PM

This is why you always carry fucking knives. I always try to have a nice fighting/utility knife, a second nice fighting/utility knife, a cheap utility knife (Usually a Victorinox Cadet) and a small multi-tool. This way, if necessary I can sacrifice one on a TP dispenser (By sacrifice, I mean dull or possibly damage in some other way), or I can simply get it open with the multi-tool or Swiss Army Knife.

5/8/2010 10:59:54 PM

wait, so is there some mechanism that prevents you from pulling out more tp? i don't understand.

ps. any time you have to shit bad enough to take refuge in a National Wildlife Refuge shitter, you go in with the understanding that it will be an endless-wipe shit.

5/8/2010 11:01:29 PM

Be thankful we don't have to use a corn cob attached to a string in an outhouse.

http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/572/what-did-people-use-before-toilet-paper-was-invented

5/8/2010 11:04:01 PM

Quote :

" Dear Philip: Another example of the brutal indignities heaped upon us longsuffering lefthanders. For now we bear it quietly--but we do not forget. — Cecil Adams"

5/8/2010 11:18:18 PM