More is not better! My roommate did not head my warning. He made the ENTIRE fucking apartment smell like axe.

5/8/2010 6:53:13 PM

"my roommate"

5/8/2010 6:55:53 PM

Quote :

"HEAD MY WARNING"

5/8/2010 6:56:11 PM

merbig isn't tdubbing too well today.

5/8/2010 7:04:34 PM

It's my keyboard's fault.

5/8/2010 7:05:02 PM

You'll want to clean the spunk out of it once in a while.

5/8/2010 7:05:51 PM

I know. My left shift key sticks sometimes. Then again, I paid 7 bucks for it, and I got it imported form China.

5/8/2010 7:13:22 PM

But has it got an ISO9001:2000 Quality System Certificate?

5/8/2010 7:25:02 PM

Axe really works... I remember when it was new and I'd wear it, girls would constantly tell me I smelled good.

I think its a little more normal now, or maybe I just got fat and ugly, but I will still get a comment about once a year from a total stranger (girl... no homo).

5/8/2010 7:30:06 PM

I can't smell you online.

5/8/2010 7:30:59 PM

I constantly get tackled by teams of girls when I wear it.

FUCK YOU

5/8/2010 7:43:38 PM

^ LIES!

5/8/2010 7:57:39 PM

any axe is too much axe.

5/8/2010 8:07:41 PM

ditto. 12 year olds wear that shit and think it's cool. please be an adult and use big boy products.

5/8/2010 8:13:43 PM

My roommate threw it on because he was going to study for an exam with a girl in one of his classes.

I was only trying to help him out. My nostrils were burning a bit.

5/8/2010 8:16:06 PM

cologne & perfume =

5/8/2010 8:16:53 PM

Quote :

"any axe is too much axe."

We finally found common ground.

5/8/2010 8:22:46 PM

old spice spray is a lot better than axe, but all body sprays should be kept to after working out emergencies only

5/8/2010 8:34:35 PM

They're a shower in a can.

5/8/2010 8:35:52 PM