GLOCK GIBBON WITH STEEEBERRY SON!!!

5/9/2010 12:31:25 PM

cats, pink knives, a scarf indoors and flowered sheets.

The verdict is in, Sabb is queer as a three dollar bill.

5/9/2010 12:40:38 PM

STEEEEEBERRIES!!!

5/9/2010 12:41:17 PM

are you sleeping over at your Grandmother's house?

5/9/2010 1:26:36 PM

With the types of threads that SaabTurbo makes, am I the only one that finds it odd that he uses plastic cutlery for his food?

5/9/2010 1:33:45 PM

YES!! where's the steel?

5/9/2010 2:01:34 PM

^^ i, too, noticed his cheap cutlery.

5/9/2010 2:02:11 PM

I've said it before and I'll say it again

5/9/2010 2:02:15 PM

Wendy's knives, son

5/9/2010 2:03:07 PM

Quote :

"YES!! where's the steel?"

And steeeberry? Are you like 4 years old?

5/9/2010 2:03:24 PM

^^^

Quote :

"I'm gay, son."

[Edited on May 9, 2010 at 2:03 PM. Reason : ]

5/9/2010 2:03:27 PM

took me a little bit to find the glock...i half way expected it to be next to the plate

5/9/2010 2:04:54 PM

his cat is like BITCH THIS IS MY GAT

5/9/2010 2:06:26 PM

Shit, I'm not saying use a nice folding knife

a butter knife would do the trick even

5/9/2010 2:06:59 PM

You think I'm tryin to clean up after I eat this shit fool?

I'm tryin to go through the massive stockpile of plastic silverware I have sitting around son.

Also note that the serrated Wendy's knife actually cuts the cake up better than a butter knife. It's not like I cut the strawberries with that knife son. Those were done using a chef's knife.

5/9/2010 2:12:09 PM

I guess I should have figured as much. The bed blanket placemat should have been my first clue.

5/9/2010 2:14:15 PM

why do you have a massive stockpile of plastic cutlery?

5/9/2010 2:14:26 PM

^^ That is just for a nice background son!

It wasn't actually consumed there.


^ Why don't you have one?

5/9/2010 2:15:09 PM

because on Saturdays, he drives around, looking for picnics and family reunions

and when he finds one, he RAIDS that shit like a goddamn ant, son. it's ill. he strolls all up in there like "Hey Uncle Roscoe! I haven't seen you in years!". Making out with all sorts of shit like paper plates, plastic utensils, napkins, and corn on the cob.

5/9/2010 2:17:07 PM

does he also get those corn on the cob holders that look like corn cobs?

because if so, that shit is DEFINITELY ill

5/9/2010 2:31:00 PM

Yeah I actually have a bunch of those son.

5/9/2010 2:34:34 PM

Me too. I love them shits

5/9/2010 2:35:04 PM

Quote :

"cats, pink knives, a scarf indoors and flowered sheets. The verdict is in, Sabb is queer as a three dollar bill."

bitches love the flowered sheets

5/9/2010 2:55:17 PM

if by "bitches" you mean "women over the age of 50", then yeah

5/9/2010 2:56:28 PM

Those sheets have seen a lot of action son.

5/9/2010 3:00:04 PM

^^not so, good sir

5/9/2010 3:01:01 PM

^^ and ^

SUUUUUUUUUUUUUURE

5/9/2010 3:05:43 PM

Oh man, I'm gonna pass out son. I can't keep my eyes open any longer.

I tried my sons.

I tried.

5/9/2010 3:06:09 PM

Those sheets seriously have seen a lot of action son.

5/10/2010 4:32:09 AM

What was his name?

5/10/2010 10:12:29 AM

I'm gonna guess Steeeeeeve.

5/10/2010 10:17:57 AM

Nah, he looks like he'd go for guys named Shane

5/10/2010 11:49:13 AM

STEEEEEEEBERRY!!!!

5/10/2010 2:30:42 PM

STEEBERRY GIBBONS!!!

5/15/2010 11:00:21 AM

If it was a Hemingway cat, he'd have opposable thumbs and would have shot you with that glock by now.

5/15/2010 11:21:45 AM

I'm bout to go to the farmer's market for some steeeeeeeeeburries

5/15/2010 11:26:04 AM

I seen the many toed cats of deh gibbaway house.

^ you gonna make a steeeberry shortgibboncake?

5/15/2010 11:37:09 AM

hells yes
I need the cake part though, for I no has

5/15/2010 11:41:09 AM