I always feel a strange mixture of pride and irritation when this happens.

But mostly pride.

5/10/2010 3:10:45 PM

Man you're full of shit

5/10/2010 3:11:37 PM

not anymore

5/10/2010 3:12:04 PM

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"Mr. Joshua Nude Recruit 31922 Posts user info edit post Clogging without paper is always an achievement. 4/24/2010 8:50:44 PM"

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5/10/2010 3:14:19 PM

HEY TWW! COME LOOK AT THIS BEFORE I FLUSH IT!

5/10/2010 4:16:19 PM

I approve of this thread.

5/10/2010 5:08:55 PM

has happened to me twice in my life, that I can recall.

5/10/2010 5:22:53 PM

I thought this would be a [user]Mr.Joshua[/user] thread

5/10/2010 5:26:36 PM

this has NEVER happened to me.

5/10/2010 5:27:39 PM

thats good to hear

5/10/2010 5:28:34 PM

I always love when you shit above the water line, looks like a cow took a shit in your toilet.

5/10/2010 5:29:15 PM

i can't even imagine. i feel like my poor butt would be in a lot of pain.

5/10/2010 5:29:18 PM

only happened once, but it was a joyous occasion!

5/10/2010 5:32:27 PM

Sounds like your shit would have been best for an upper decker

5/10/2010 5:34:06 PM

finally got the toilet cleared

it took like five cycles of plunger-the-hell-out-of-it, let it slowly drain, flush it and let it fill again, repeat

5/10/2010 9:48:17 PM

you should have taken that thing out with a fork and measured it

5/10/2010 10:08:22 PM

honestly, how do you people hold so much excrement in yourselves? that's got to get uncomfortable after a while.

5/10/2010 10:10:32 PM

The trick is that generally you have a lot of excrement in you most of the time. It just takes a pretty special trigger event to open up the flood gates and turn the toilet into a reeking shitshow.

5/10/2010 10:13:01 PM

PAGING: zxappeal

5/10/2010 10:17:50 PM

im not impressed until you have to remove the dump from the bowl with an empty paper towel roll because it won't even go down the hole

[Edited on May 10, 2010 at 10:26 PM. Reason : or chop it up with a metal clotheshanger lol]

5/10/2010 10:26:10 PM

^ experience?

5/10/2010 10:27:54 PM

experience

5/10/2010 10:43:28 PM

Quote :

"I thought this would be a [user]Mr.Joshua[/user] thread"

Part of my green initiative for 2010 is consolidating stuff like that into my one existing poop thread.

Well, the larger of my currently existing poop threads.

5/10/2010 10:49:37 PM

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"reeking shitshow"

hahahahaahhaa....you are so awesome avery!!!

might have to be my new status if it will fit.

5/10/2010 10:52:37 PM

Once upon a time I worked at a coffee shop.

One day, my manager went to use the bathroom. When she came out she had a horrified look on her face and she ran silent into the office. My coworker and I shrugged and went back to work.

Ten minutes later she came back out, still stricken. My coworker asked her what was wrong.

"It's... it's just wrong..." she replied, pointing to the bathroom.

My coworker rolled his eyes to me and went to the bathroom to see what was the matter. He too in a matter of minutes came out, his eyes bulging in amazement, opening his mouth to speak but no words would emerge.

At this point, I too needed to investigate what was wrong with the bathroom.

What I saw upon entering that room will never leave me. Emerging from the clear waters was a large, perfectly cylindrical turd. It stood a clear 2 inches out of the water and was about the circumference of a Coke bottle, standing in glory in the hole it had completely sealed. There was no plunging this beast as it was too solid for the plunger to break up and force into its watery grave.

After we got over our immense shock, we did what any employees apathetic about their jobs would do. We put an out of order sign on the door and left it for the store manager to deal with in the morning

5/10/2010 10:53:17 PM

it kind of makes you wonder how the turd in Deucefest® came out to be so perfect for the occasion

5/10/2010 10:53:55 PM

courtesy flush

5/10/2010 10:56:13 PM

a courtesy flush in this situation will only result in your ass getting wet from a flooding toilet.

5/10/2010 10:58:17 PM

your ass must hang really down into the bowl

5/10/2010 10:59:12 PM

I like it when the turd is so long and firm that it can't navigate the bend so it just sits there swirling like a umbrella sticking out of a umbrella holder.

5/10/2010 11:05:18 PM

maybe I was shitting in the urinal by mistake.

5/10/2010 11:05:52 PM

only drunks do that

5/10/2010 11:12:16 PM

some men are proud of their ability to piss standing up. I just took it to the next level.

5/10/2010 11:17:27 PM

5/10/2010 11:44:00 PM

bad news : clogged, lost 3lbs
good news : 8 pack is back

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