5/15/2010 5:37:38 PM

you know, that comic can be used both ways

5/15/2010 5:39:41 PM

5/15/2010 6:14:36 PM

A dude just tried to.convert me in the bathroom.

5/15/2010 6:18:09 PM

Did you call him out, SaabTurbo? I could see you saying "Where's your skydaddy now?"

5/15/2010 6:23:30 PM

I did not have time so i was like "well YEAH" and acted insulted.

5/15/2010 6:26:06 PM

Too bad.

5/15/2010 6:27:39 PM

you should have pissed on him

5/15/2010 6:30:29 PM

I know man. I had to think for a second and decide what to do. But being alone in the restroom if he does something and i kill him its my word against his so i just said i had accepted jeebus. Hahaha!

5/15/2010 6:34:37 PM

comic in the OP looks like calvin and hobbes in 10 years, but without hobbes. and calvin has a little bro now

5/15/2010 7:16:59 PM

This thread did not turn out as I expected.

5/15/2010 9:50:25 PM

I used to work with a guy what would constantly try to convert people at work. Highly annoying.

5/15/2010 9:56:56 PM

Yeah the dude lied to me "to soften me up" rather than just asking it outright. He laid out this whole pile of bullshit to pretend he was interested in what I was interested in (WHERE CAN I LEARN TO FLY? HOW MUCH IS THAT GOING TO COST?) and I saw through it. Then he moved on to asking me this question: "DO YOU HAVE A CARD WITH YOUR FULL NAME ON IT?" I replied, "Naw man, I don't have any cards with my name on them. I'll have to make sure to get some of those......."

At this point I kept thinking "so, what do you REALLY want here dude?" He also kept patting me on the shoulder while he spoke to me and it's like "Dude, we're in a fucking bathroom. I'm standing at a sink, washing dirt off of my hands, arms, legs and my watch. I'm obviously insane, I have like 10 knives clipped to my pockets, a canister of pepper spray, a flashlight and I'm also covered from head to toe in what appears to be grease. Are you really so fucking weird that you pick people like me to talk to about serious shit or is it the much more likely scenario that you've mistakenly assumed I'm an easy target for your sales pitch?"

Finally he just came out and said "ARE YOU SAVED?"

It had nothing to do with what we were talking about and it didn't quite register initially. So, I was like, "Huh?"

He immediately replied with "HAVE YOU ACCEPTED THE LORD JESUS CHRIST AS YOUR PERSONAL SAVIOR?"

Then I was like "OOOOH, WELL YEAH!" I said it in the tone of a "FUCKING DUH" response. He was like "OH, WELL I JUST GOTTA MAKE SURE, YOU KNOW."

This dude was nuts, he was like a fucking salesman. But he was selling me a steaming pile of bullshit. "Hey buddy, I have an invisible car for you right over here. If you believe in it hard enough, it will take you anywhere you want to go!"

So, I ended his sales pitch in one fell swoop. What else is there for him to say at that point? It was annoying because I was trying to get back on the god damned road and his ass is interrupting me and shit. Plus, if you're insane enough to proselytize in the fucking men's restroom then there's no point in me arguing with you. The dude was fucked beyond repair, he was the type of person who has no appreciation for science but uses it all day long. Even worse than fucking ICP man. No amount of explaining can fix that (Kind of like that jefferyBSG or whatever the fuck with his "BU BU BU BUT logic doesn't apply to this" "argument").

"Jesus h christ, this is a new company record."

5/15/2010 10:06:14 PM

Even worse than fucking ICP man.

5/15/2010 10:29:49 PM

I got the guy at my work to stop bothering me by telling him I was a Scientologist and then trying to convert him to Scientology. They don't like it so much when the shoe's on the other foot

[Edited on May 15, 2010 at 10:33 PM. Reason : y]

5/15/2010 10:31:30 PM

That's rather hilarious.

5/15/2010 10:32:21 PM

Yeah I guess I was convincing enough because he seemed mortified. That or he's just really gullible.

5/15/2010 10:33:58 PM

I'll have to try the scientology bit the next time two well-dressed fellows approach me in the brickyard and ask me if I would like to learn more about the Mormon faith

it will probably work better than the fake phone call

5/15/2010 10:44:57 PM