What are odds of survival?

5/16/2010 12:50:23 AM

0%, might as well write your will before getting in.

5/16/2010 12:51:13 AM

It depends. Do you have any italian seasoning handy?

5/16/2010 12:51:54 AM

are your pipes lightning proof?

5/16/2010 12:53:38 AM

i jumped in as soon as i heard the thunder and lightning getting near!

5/16/2010 12:54:34 AM

take some shampoo outside and bathe in the storm

5/16/2010 12:56:41 AM

I am covered in sand and beach grit NEED SHOWER


I have metal plumbing (copper)

5/16/2010 12:57:46 AM

just ground yourself

5/16/2010 12:58:33 AM

when wet your odds of surviving a lightning strike are slim and none. however, the odds of you getting that lightning strike are also slim and none. i generally don't but then again my house was struck several times in my teen years.

5/16/2010 1:05:51 AM

Just put duckie stickers on the bottom of your tub.

5/16/2010 1:06:41 AM

so is it storming in rawlee?

5/16/2010 1:16:23 AM

i hate all of you getting good storms lately. not shit down at the coast

5/16/2010 1:26:58 AM

yep there were a few rumbles and flashes nothing big..

5/16/2010 1:31:44 AM

^^you're at the coast and you're jealous of folks in raleigh?

jesus fuck get off tdub

5/16/2010 1:32:50 AM

i just want a good storm at nighttime

fuck man

5/16/2010 1:44:59 AM

LOOK GUY

COUNT YOUR BLESSINGS

OR SOME SHIT

I MEAN

FUCK

5/16/2010 1:46:04 AM

that's alright, let it get a little hotter and we'll be getting the daily 4:15 storm that's over by 4:30

5/16/2010 1:51:25 AM

weather

5/16/2010 1:54:51 AM

i missed out on all the good storms. I got excited last night when I was on the way to my friends house and saw heat lightning in the sky. no clouds though

5/16/2010 2:16:23 AM

i believe central texas is due for more rain any moment now.

5/16/2010 2:17:52 AM

Quote :

"Give me any odds of what surviving showering during severe weather are. Let's do something large. Let's do something like.... "There's a 1 out of 1x10^10 chance." That means there's a one in ten billion chance of aliens existing. Is that not rare enough for you? Okay. Let's do 1 out of 1x10^15. That's a one in one quadrillion chance. Based on observations from the Hubble Space Telescope, there are at least 125 billion galaxies in the universe. It is estimated that at least ten percent of all sun-like stars have a system of planets, there are 6.25×10^18 stars with planets orbiting them in the universe. If even a billionth of these stars have planets supporting life, there are some 6.25×10^9 (billion) life-supporting planetary systems in the universe. 6,250,000,000. Now, what are the odds of surviving showering during severe weather?"

[Edited on May 16, 2010 at 3:14 AM. Reason : .]

5/16/2010 3:13:24 AM

I realize this thread is about showering during severe weather.... which I have not. Hear me out, maybe I can offer some insight.

I am in outside sales, which is currently salary+commission, but will move into straight commission starting at the beginning of July 2010. I have been in this position since July 2009. I have competition from several direct manufacturing sales reps, large distributors, and local distributors. Here are the advantages and disadvantages of each:

This time I went into Hilary's room but she wasn't there so I tried to go back to the bathroom but it was locked and I said, "Yo, it's the police!" and I kicked the door open but it didn't open and I really hurt my leg. So I was gonna get revenge for that. And I really had to pee.

So I lied down on the floor sideways and pulled my penis till it got a little longer and stuck it under the crack of the door. And started to pee. Hilary was screaming, "Will! Not again!" and I started to do shit too but my butt was facing the other way so it got on the carpet and not in the bathroom.

Anyway Carlton came upstairs like I expected and he saw me and kind of sighed and went to his room. So I got up and went to his room and banged open the door. I asked him why he sighed. He explained it and then he was in his underwear cause it was really hot that day. So I found a basketball in his closet and said, "Yo catch!" and threw it on his head and he fell back on his head and didn't move.

I went to Ashley's room and she was wearing a hat backwards so I told her that was right and then Hilary finally left the bathroom so I went in but I had no pee or shit anymore so I came out again but almost slipped on the floor. That stupid Hilary didn't clean while she was in there. Anyway, I went to her room and she was in a towel and she was taking it off. I was behind her and she couldn't see me so I kicked her in the spine about her ass. She fell onto her bed screaming, "Will!" and then I left the room and came back pretending I just walked in and said, "Yo, what's wrong?"

She said, "Will, you kicked me in the back," and I said, "No," and then I ran to Carlton's room, got the basketball, and brought it back to her room and said, "Yo! Look I was playing B-ball," and she turned around with her towel off, breasts exposed, and I said, "See? Yo catch!" and I threw it at her face and her nose totally exploded.

If you have any other questions, you can PM me. I hope this helps in the slightest!

5/16/2010 3:34:29 AM

^Holy shit, hilarious.

5/16/2010 9:12:31 AM