now, I feel like an asshole.

well, even more of an asshole than usual

5/16/2010 2:32:06 PM

give him the double next time

5/16/2010 2:38:11 PM

I couldn't. I was driving.

5/16/2010 2:39:08 PM

i'm sure your neighbor's bean appreciates it

5/16/2010 2:39:15 PM

^^ you can't drive with your knees?

5/16/2010 2:39:57 PM

i've definitely cut off people on the way to work and then realized it was a co-worker when we pulled into the same place

5/16/2010 2:40:18 PM

I think it's universally understood that driving turns people into assholes, especially in the northeast and Cali.

5/16/2010 2:45:11 PM

Was it a half ass flick or did you really pull your other fingers down with your thumb?

Cause one means more than the other

5/16/2010 2:53:57 PM

well, I was traveling from waypoint B to waypoint A on the map shown above.

At point 1, I was stopped at a red light, with a car in front of me. A car pulls up behind me, and honks the horn. It's one of those old school horns too. AAAAAOOOOOOOGA AAAAAOOOOOGA.

anyway, I don't think anything of it. Light turns green, and I make a right turn.
At point 2, I got stopped at another light. Right after it turns green, the car behind me honks again. Now I'm sure he's honking at me, but don't know what in the hell for. Whatever, I make my left turn and drive forward.

At point 3, I stop at a yield sign to turn right, as there are cars coming. Then this dick honks at me AGAIN.

That's when I flicked him off. Then make my right turn, drove for a bit, pulled into my driveway, drove behind my house to park, etc...

Got my groceries out of my car, and walked towards my front door. Then I see my neighbor in his driveway across the street getting stuff out of his car with his wife. He says "I guess you didn't know that was me... "


pwnt



^ it was a serious "pull that shit again, and I'm going to jump out of my car and shoot you in the face" type of flick

5/16/2010 2:58:56 PM

Hahhaahaaha nice

5/16/2010 3:01:31 PM

unless you're referring to pleasuring a woman, you're just an idiot

5/16/2010 3:02:21 PM

anyone know what quaggypoo is actually talking about?
or is it safe to assume he's just being his shithead self again?

5/16/2010 3:04:24 PM

I vote shithead self, since you called him quaggypoo.

5/16/2010 3:05:45 PM

very well then.

5/16/2010 3:09:52 PM

i assume he's referring to "flicking her bean"

5/16/2010 3:13:36 PM

yeah, I understand that. But given the context of this thread, as well as the posts contained in this thread...

I just can't see how that makes any sense.

5/16/2010 3:16:24 PM

ouch...he might not like you much anymore lol

5/16/2010 3:39:37 PM

^^ there's your problem...you assume that i read the thread

which is a stupid assumption...this is chit chat (strike 1) and YOU made the thread (strike 2)...since your threads are ALWAYS shit (pedantic, unoriginal, and chock full of "look at me, i'm EMCE, i'm unimaginative and middle-of-the-road!) one is almost always just like another

are you trying to be the second black president?

^ i never liked him...i can't find one thing about him (based solely on tww posts, i admit) that makes him any different than the "average" american and so his complete lack of unoriginality and personal opinion makes him a dumbass...he will never have an unpopular opinion because he refuses to do anything that the majority doesn't agree with...he's too black to be white and too white to be black...he's too much of a republican to be a democratc and vice-versa...he is what moderates wish they were, in every sense...which is to say that he's dull as a doorknob and i likely wouldn't piss on him if he were on fire because at least the fire would be something NEW and would hopefully give him SOME character

again, i admit that i'm basing this completely on his intarweb personality...i find that most people represent themselves in one extreme or another given the relative anonymity of teh intarwebs, but if that's the case with good ol' jeff, i pity him beyond description

[Edited on May 16, 2010 at 3:57 PM. Reason : .]

5/16/2010 3:56:51 PM

man, you're just all full of fail today, eh?

well, I'll only address one part of your little rant. the rest makes no real sense... as usual.

Quote :

"^ i never liked him...i can't find one thing about him (based solely on tww posts, i admit) that makes him any different than the "average" american and so his complete lack of unoriginality and personal opinion makes him a dumbass...he will never have an unpopular opinion because he refuses to do anything that the majority doesn't agree with...he's too black to be white and too white to be black...he's too much of a republican to be a democratc and vice-versa...he is what moderates wish they were, in every sense...which is to say that he's dull as a doorknob and i likely wouldn't piss on him if he were on fire because at least the fire would be something NEW and would hopefully give him SOME character again, i admit that i'm basing this completely on his intarweb personality...i find that most people represent themselves in one extreme or another given the relative anonymity of teh intarwebs, but if that's the case with good ol' jeff, i pity him beyond description "

she wasn't talking about you, dumbass. she was talking about my neighbor.

5/16/2010 4:00:11 PM

Quote :

"the rest makes no real sense"

excellent response...much better than the more honest version: "you're right"

not that i expected anything else from you...i mean, you might go so far as to say something like "i don't NOT like you, but sometimes i feel that you unreasonably and without provocation say things that are biased and unfair"

but then, that would require you to think and i'm not sure you have someone sitting next to you that can tell you what to say

what a pussy

[Edited on May 16, 2010 at 4:07 PM. Reason : i take it all back, i can't stand the thought of you not liking me...i NEED tww to approve of me]

5/16/2010 4:02:33 PM

you're just foolish man. there's just no point in even arguing with you about this... nothingness.

for example:

Quote :

"excellent response...much better than the more honest version: "you're right" "

what might you be right about? right about not reading the thread, posting something retarded, and it being completely wrong?
right about flying off the handle/ranting in response to something that wasn't even directed at you?
right about some off the wall assumptions that you have about me, based on God knows what?



Hey man, how about this... Stop opening my threads if you hate them that much. Ignore me. Do whatever works for you.

5/16/2010 4:07:10 PM

Quote :

"Do whatever works for you."

well...i am

i'm doing whatever the fuck i want...you know why? because i can and there's not jack shit you can do about it...except, of course, come up with a very mildly-worded response along the lines of "i disagree with you, sir, but i'm going to pretend not to understand because confrontation, even confrontation on teh intarwebs, is far too scary for me to engage in"

5/16/2010 4:09:34 PM

yawn

Actually, there is something I can do about it. So, I'm telling you right now, stop following me around this goddamn website trying to ride my nuts. Thx.

That's all I'm going say about it.

5/16/2010 4:15:40 PM

Quote :

"Actually, there is something I can do about it."

big old school mod gonna wrap me in suspenders for calling him out for yet another pedantic thread? is your e-peen swelling up with the thought? jeff, are you getting a boner at the very idea of throwing me in lockup just because i'm naming a spade a spade?

oh noes!!!

Quote :

"So, I'm telling you right now, stop following me around this goddamn website trying to ride my nuts."

please to demonstrate this "following"...i'd love to see evidence of me "following" you anywhere but in chit chat, and riding your nuts about anything past how boring and unoriginal your multitude of posts are

i'm sure commenting more than once a month gets your panties in a bind...but hey, that's something more than just the usual crap you spew, so maybe this is really the best thing for you

[Edited on May 16, 2010 at 4:24 PM. Reason : *yawn*]

5/16/2010 4:21:18 PM

Wow... what an unexpected turn this thread took, a turn I love.

Because I hate hypocrisy, and it is amazing how hypocritical someone in here is being. Someone who dishes it all the time, but can't take a bit of it himself.

5/16/2010 5:52:16 PM

oh please do it

5/16/2010 5:55:19 PM

5/16/2010 5:58:52 PM

This thread is about giving people the finger, or ROAD RAGE in general. GET IT TOGETHER!!!

5/16/2010 6:12:55 PM

this is the same guy that I've helped out in the past.

2 or 3 times a week, when I get home from work... he'll walk across the street just to shoot the breeze with me for a minute. If he doesn't come and talk with me tomorrow, I'll know that he took offense, and that he's planning on burning down my house

5/16/2010 7:08:43 PM

he's gonna burn down your house :-/

5/16/2010 7:11:28 PM

Through talking to him in the past, I know that he's an electrician by trade. He even mentioned that he wired something in my basement (water heater, I think) for the previous owner.
The more I think about this, the more confident I am that he rigged an explosive down there in anticipation for a circumstance like this.

5/16/2010 7:15:17 PM

I advise you not to use hot water.
You're going to have to bathe outside with the hose

5/16/2010 7:17:57 PM

racist

5/16/2010 7:20:18 PM

aha, there was a lady who sat next to me on a plane from Tucson to Phoenix a few months ago. She said that she bathed in rain water...

maybe I should try that

5/16/2010 7:37:24 PM

TEAM EMCE

too much butthurt ITT.

5/16/2010 10:55:18 PM

itt mc lives off the hudson

5/16/2010 11:15:29 PM

The neighbor just stopped by to chat while the movers are loading my household items onto the truck. He didn't tackle me and try to slit my throat. I guess we are good.

5/19/2010 1:01:47 PM

flip him off when he turns to leave

5/19/2010 2:29:44 PM