Im talking about when you pee randomly in a parking lot, bush, or side of house... in front of a girl you don't know. Does the girl immediately think about sucking me off, fucking me, or marrying me?

I'm not talking about those drunken pees where you've already met a girl and she holds it for you in a bathroom or those drunken pees where you completely piss all over her sisters spare tire on the back of her daddys purchased jeep.

Also, is streamline important? how about color?

I need to figure out this routine.

5/19/2010 8:31:33 PM

She's just staring because it's but like a train wreck you can't look away.

5/19/2010 8:33:47 PM

Let's just assume that face is an alias.

5/19/2010 8:35:18 PM

No matter how many big dick threads you make you still won't be as desirable as you think you are.

5/19/2010 8:36:07 PM

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"those drunken pees where you've already met a girl and she holds it for you"

i have never used this method of seduction before, will have to try it

5/19/2010 8:36:25 PM

I piss excellence, which is why women want to suck me off when they see me pissing on random objects in public.

5/19/2010 8:37:03 PM

That's not excellence, Chester.

5/19/2010 8:38:52 PM

....they get jealous that they can do the same thing with such ease.

5/19/2010 8:44:32 PM

Not really an alias, more like i was fucking a girl who was a computer stalker so i posted my last real thread under an alias so she wouldnt know i was seeing other girls too.

Still love the a-team though. I logged in under face because i saw an a-team trailer last night. id forgotten about that until i saw that trailer.

5/19/2010 8:45:02 PM

they get jealous, their lives can't be as convenient

^^damn I didn't even see that post

[Edited on May 19, 2010 at 8:45 PM. Reason : k]

5/19/2010 8:45:03 PM

Only that post is missing an 't

5/19/2010 8:51:24 PM

I always try to peak in on ScHpEnXeL when he's peeing.

5/19/2010 9:40:45 PM

girls will say they are disgusted but if you got a strong stream going on they will be impressed.

doesnt guarantee pussy, but its just one step closer.

5/19/2010 9:42:02 PM

Whiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiz!

5/19/2010 10:27:05 PM

i immediately assumed face was an alias

5/19/2010 10:29:24 PM

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"those drunken pees where you've already met a girl and she holds it for you"

HAHAHA!!! My current G/F likes to do this, it was awsome at first, but now i cant go pee without her wanting to come hold it and shake it when im done...

5/20/2010 10:08:32 AM

Quote :

"She's just staring because it's but like a train wreck you can't look away. "

5/20/2010 10:11:22 AM

STAGE FRIGHT ITT

5/20/2010 11:23:53 AM

We are insanely jealous.

5/20/2010 11:30:51 AM

Quote :

"HAHAHA!!! My current G/F likes to do this, it was awsome at first, but now i cant go pee without her wanting to come hold it and shake it when im done..."

well at least she does not want to wipe your ass too

5/20/2010 12:05:08 PM

^ Next thing he knows she'll be wanting to give him a blumpkin.

5/20/2010 12:32:23 PM

and blumpkins lead to alabama hot pockets.

[Edited on May 20, 2010 at 12:32 PM. Reason : double post fail]

5/20/2010 12:32:23 PM

lmao

5/20/2010 1:05:59 PM

I just googles Alabama hot pocket - it sounds pretty bad

5/20/2010 1:11:20 PM

^ hahaha. i just googled it too. terrible.

5/20/2010 1:20:35 PM

Quote :

"I'm not talking about those drunken pees where you've already met a girl and she holds it for you in a bathroom "

LOL

5/20/2010 6:15:32 PM

^sounds like a good pick up line

5/20/2010 6:20:07 PM

5/20/2010 6:38:21 PM

my GF in HS always wanted to watch me piss


so weird.

5/20/2010 7:53:27 PM

5/21/2010 1:33:43 PM