I just blew my nose and there was a small, dead bug with wings still intact.

5/20/2010 7:29:36 PM

LOL

5/20/2010 7:29:56 PM

yes, you're going to die

5/20/2010 7:29:58 PM

As long as it wasnt crawling around your brain you should be ok

5/20/2010 7:30:19 PM

I took a pic off my phone to disclaim the "PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN" ra-ra bullshit.

5/20/2010 7:30:40 PM

do you remember your phone number

5/20/2010 7:31:20 PM

I took a pic last night when I put the bug in your ear.

5/20/2010 7:32:02 PM

I don't have brown/dark hair... and I didn't have brown/dark hair last night, so... wrong Eli?

5/20/2010 7:34:28 PM

that was actually a spider

that you swallowed while sleeping last night

5/20/2010 7:37:03 PM

5/20/2010 7:44:06 PM

^AHAHAHAHAHA

5/20/2010 8:32:16 PM

Nasty son of a bitch

5/20/2010 8:33:14 PM

Quote :

"You just awakened your mutant ability. Now you must cum ants inside girls and spread your newfound powers"

5/20/2010 8:35:11 PM

you need to put it back up there

5/20/2010 8:39:06 PM

it was no bug. it was an alien that failed its mission

5/20/2010 8:43:59 PM