... in the men's bathroom on the 1st floor... there's a one hour time limit pal I was in the one of the stalls when, out of the corner of my eye, I see a computer screen slide into view (it had just been set on the bathroom floor in the next stall over). Not surprising, it's playing a porn video. I start laughing to myself silently. To be fair though, the resolution in the video was top notch, which is very key. I mean, this is 2010. You can't jack off to fuzzy, pixelated tits, right? However, I didn't much care for the two guys in the three-way. Gotta have two chicks dude, it's a must. About 30 seconds later, as I'm about to get up, I of course hear the guy getting to work, which makes sense given that he had just put the computer down. Gotta have your hands free after all. I suppose he could've kept the computer on his lap, but then again it'd suck to drop and break the computer during "happy time." He was still in there when I washed my hands and left.Anyway, about 45 minutes ago I return to the bathroom for a 2nd trip (thanks to downing a 20oz coke). I walk into the bathroom, head to a urinal, then glance my left... and realized that the same dude was still in that same stall. Only this time he was typing away on his laptop.....Alright, I was just going to go on my merry way after the first "run-in." I had studying to do and didn't need any more distractions. But for him to still be in there 45 minutes later? Good lord dude. Get a hobby for crying out loud. Him still being there meant that he decided to:A) chill for a while until it was time for "Round #2"B) blog about itC) download more porn for next timeD) check his emailE) All of the above::shakes head::[Edited on June 26, 2010 at 5:13 PM. Reason : If I fail my damn finals it'll be this dude's fault ]
6/26/2010 5:11:39 PM
lolol
6/26/2010 5:20:53 PM
In my defense, fucking my hand felt REALLY good.
6/26/2010 5:24:27 PM
Haters gonna hate.
6/26/2010 5:30:31 PM
1.) fap fap fap fap2.) breathe3.) fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap4.) repeat
6/26/2010 6:06:11 PM
damn, I've seen the same scenario in the bathroom at an airportthought to myself: couldn't he wait until he got home or to a hotel?
6/26/2010 6:06:41 PM
^ two words: Larry Craig
6/26/2010 6:08:17 PM
maybe he had to take a huge shit afterward and decided he might as well get some work done while he was sitting down
6/26/2010 6:09:45 PM
6/26/2010 6:10:42 PM
Those look more like pendulous testicles, imo.
6/26/2010 6:12:01 PM
Dude man a good 15 min is all you need IF you have the right video, but if he was having a low-count swimmer's day, hehe that could have prolonged his stay...but besides the point....there's no way in hell im taking my lap top in the stall of a bathroom, ..dude id MUCH rather be in the confines of my own home, or atleast my hotel room for that crap! Never a dull moment on the campus of NCSU, hehe
6/26/2010 6:14:06 PM
Leave Miyabi Isshiki alone!
6/26/2010 6:14:12 PM
6/26/2010 6:40:38 PM
^
6/26/2010 7:05:26 PM
you should asked if he needed a hand
6/26/2010 7:13:10 PM
one tap for yestwo for no
6/26/2010 8:22:07 PM
This is sad.I'm assuming he doesn't have internet at home and comes to the library to check out a laptop and do his thing in the bathroom. God, that must suck.
6/26/2010 9:35:27 PM
BridgetSPK, I've admired you for quite some time. I would be honored if you would help me jack off. What say you?
6/26/2010 9:38:01 PM
And you didn't record it?????SUPER SAD
6/26/2010 9:40:28 PM
Kiwi, would you be offended if I were to send you some of my jack off videos?
6/26/2010 9:41:57 PM
Actually, I'd be delighted.
6/26/2010 9:43:41 PM
I will send a PM shortly Please, tell me what you think...
6/26/2010 9:45:00 PM
To the guy jacking off in the library...AWESOME. Keep up the good work! Just include someone in your efforts next time, so you'll have non-creepy stories to tell your friends when you're drunk.
6/26/2010 9:45:46 PM
wide stance
6/27/2010 12:02:39 AM
Man, this thread has brought me a good laugh, hehe, I appreciate that, haha
6/27/2010 1:44:39 AM
6/27/2010 1:57:08 AM
Dude you should have your prostate checked out. If you had to pee 45 minutes later because of one 20 oz coke, that could be a sign of a problem
6/27/2010 2:51:14 AM
When I used to jerk off at the library, I'd do it at the 2nd floor computers after hours. Not many people there to care.
6/27/2010 4:47:50 PM