may be [old] but either way, one of the funniest things I've read in a while

http://www.27bslash6.com/strata.html

8/12/2010 2:44:44 AM

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"The noise which my neighbours possibly mistook for a dog in the apartment is just the looping tape I have of dogs barking which I play at high volume while I am at work to deter potential burglars from breaking in and stealing my tupperware. I need it to keep food fresh. Once I ate leftover chinese that had been kept in an unsealed container and I experienced complete awareness. The next night I tried eating it again but only experienced chest pains and diarrhoea."

8/12/2010 2:49:13 AM

haha

8/12/2010 2:49:26 AM

I love David Thorpe. Love him. Be sure and ready the one with the 7 legged spider as well as the one with the missing cat. Tears rolling down my face.

8/12/2010 2:56:21 AM

^^^HAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

8/12/2010 2:58:36 AM

OSAR

8/12/2010 3:06:41 AM

m
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ducks

8/12/2010 3:16:40 AM

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"Be sure and ready the one with the 7 legged spider"

I love that one!

8/12/2010 3:47:43 AM

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"they are very small ducks"

8/12/2010 12:37:07 PM

That shit is fucking hilarious.

8/12/2010 1:31:58 PM

ARE THESE YO DUCKS?!

8/12/2010 1:33:33 PM

OMG

i'm crying.

8/12/2010 2:10:17 PM

Quote :

"I read every Jack London book in preparation"

8/12/2010 3:22:20 PM

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"18 may 2009"

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" May be old "

[Edited on August 12, 2010 at 3:56 PM. Reason : ghyui]

8/12/2010 3:55:31 PM

8/12/2010 3:56:06 PM

haters gon' hate

8/12/2010 4:34:00 PM

8/12/2010 4:39:21 PM

omfg hilarious

8/12/2010 4:41:20 PM

yeah that is pretty good

8/12/2010 5:28:57 PM

Wish I'd known he was in Adelaide when I went there 2 years ago. I would have gone to his office to suck his dick as a thank you for his genius.

8/12/2010 6:51:48 PM

haha I always thought mytwocents was a guy

I stand corrected

8/12/2010 7:21:42 PM

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"Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Pets in the building"

lol

8/12/2010 7:25:49 PM

I knew there were some questions bout me....but I didn't know my being a chick was one of em

8/12/2010 7:49:39 PM