Holy shit, my tears are on fire!
11/23/2010 2:53:02 PM
is your vagine still intact?
11/23/2010 2:53:24 PM
The worst part is yet to come, my friend.
11/23/2010 2:56:48 PM
lemme guess, you left the seeds in
11/23/2010 3:03:33 PM
Wipe the tears away with the jalepenos.. they have soothing oils
11/23/2010 3:08:12 PM
one word: Fissures
11/23/2010 3:22:36 PM
what you can do is counteract the burning with an even hotter pepper
11/23/2010 5:39:34 PM
11/23/2010 5:41:17 PM
true datshit, I often rub jalapenos in my pee hole when I jerk off....for a mild kick.
11/23/2010 5:42:54 PM
Sylvia's, the pizza place?
11/23/2010 8:05:21 PM
Nah, probably Sylvia's Car Care Center.
11/23/2010 8:25:20 PM
11/23/2010 8:26:11 PM
I was craving Sylvia's this past Sunday around 2pm, and I walked by there with friends and the place was not opened?? Maybe there closed on Sundays??? Who knows...but I wanted some bad!
11/23/2010 8:37:54 PM
^He doesn't keep solid hours. Saturdays he doesn't open until pretty late in the day (like, afternoon), and I'm not sure he even bothers on Sundays (Hboro has awful business on Sundays). He just fluctuates hours depending on when he know she'll get customers.
11/23/2010 8:44:09 PM
11/23/2010 9:10:40 PM