You lose three times:1. You pay for it2. You die for it to work3. Someone else gets the moneyPretty genius actually.
5/27/2011 12:39:19 AM
go to bed
5/27/2011 12:41:18 AM
It is a contract to protect against risk. It is just another financial instrument.
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5/27/2011 12:45:52 AM
I feel this way about pretty much all insurance.. Until I need it anyway
5/27/2011 12:46:09 AM
I will only get life insurance if I start a family.
5/27/2011 12:48:26 AM
Family or not, Life Insurance will not be in the budget. I'd rather save the money and if I am not dead by 75 years old I'll blow it
5/27/2011 12:54:15 AM
not Leaving a burden debt that your family may not be able to support isnt worth a few bucks a month?[Edited on May 27, 2011 at 12:42 PM. Reason : G]
5/27/2011 12:41:58 PM
wait, i bet this guy was watching the chris rock special from 1999 on hbo last night when he made this threadit was on abt the same time and there's a bit on this.
5/27/2011 12:51:41 PM
You never miss a chance to rain on someone's parade
5/27/2011 12:53:48 PM
5/27/2011 1:12:39 PM
People buy insurance and hope to not use it. I guess you are calling that "losing".
5/27/2011 1:14:15 PM
Some policies let you cash out half the value if you get a terminal illness
5/27/2011 1:16:23 PM
It all comes down to responibilityPeople who pay themselves insurance payments every month and become their own insurer have more control over their finances when a disaster hits. There's no waiting for approval to use the money. There's no exceptions, exclusions, or fineprint that can deny you money. It's your money.Whatever you don't use will be passed down to your kin (life insurance)[Edited on May 27, 2011 at 1:21 PM. Reason : winning.]
5/27/2011 1:21:20 PM
solid logic.
5/27/2011 1:24:43 PM
Doctors overcharge insurance companies anyway.I just had a $303 doctor's bill. I called up and asked if they had an uninsured discount. They dropped my bill to $242.That's $60 of thievery from the insurance companies on a $240 bill.
5/27/2011 1:28:01 PM
How do you know he's not taking a $60 loss?
5/27/2011 1:30:53 PM
First Rule of business: People are not in business to lose money.
5/27/2011 1:32:06 PM
So what's the problem, then?
5/27/2011 1:33:36 PM
I just got life insurance. Lucky peter.
5/27/2011 1:35:18 PM
5/27/2011 1:38:11 PM
When you charge above cost for pizza, are you thieving or are you making a profit?
5/27/2011 1:39:59 PM
GeniuSxBoY doesn't have health insurance. to me you're not a genius to me
5/27/2011 1:40:09 PM
^ I was just about to post that exact same thing!
5/27/2011 1:41:06 PM
Life insurance is well worth the cost if you have any sort of debt and/or you don't have 6+ months of expenses saved. I would hate to know my parents or wife were saddled with my student debt and house debt because I got hit by a bus. Plus with the local insurance people I get a discount larger than the cost of the insurance for pairing it with renters insurance
5/27/2011 1:59:24 PM
I've never understood why my family would be responsible for my debt when I die if the debt isn't in their name. I can set aside money to be used for the funeral or whatever. Is there something in the law that actually transfers debt to family members, or do people just take the debt out of some sense of "honor"?And after about two minutes of research, no, there isn't any law that says debt is inherited. So, I'd say to my family, "tell anyone that says you owe them some money 'Fuck off!'"[Edited on May 27, 2011 at 2:04 PM. Reason : ]
5/27/2011 2:02:10 PM
You're just looking at it wrong.What you need to say is:"Life Insurance scams are a pretty sweet deal!"
5/27/2011 2:03:13 PM
^^then they seize all of the assets in your name or whoever you left them to
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5/27/2011 2:09:05 PM
^^Sounds about right.[Edited on May 27, 2011 at 2:10 PM. Reason : ]
5/27/2011 2:10:08 PM
Yeah, the debt is paid from the estate.I'm sure there are some unscrupulous operators that try to portray that the family owes the debt, though.
5/27/2011 2:12:32 PM
5/27/2011 2:13:35 PM
Are you real?
5/27/2011 2:14:48 PM
omg you personally just figured out the entire financial structure of the insurance industry of the United States in 34 secondsquickly someone phone the White House, we have a new hire
5/27/2011 2:17:56 PM
The truth hurts.It's like smoking during an Mtv truth commercial.
5/27/2011 2:22:54 PM
Federal guidelines require insurance companies keep a minimum amount of cash on hand in relation to their number of clients in the event they have to pay for their policies, much like a Vegas casino. So you're half right except the industry is regulated in the minimum liquidity requirements, so call it a partial Ponzi scheme if it makes you happy.Federal regulators, too, also calculated your possible scheme in 34 seconds.
5/27/2011 2:26:07 PM
There's just no way they'll be able to cover all their policies at one time.Fact.There's just no way they'll be able to cover 50% of their policies at one time.Fact.Where is the line? Is it 25%, 15%, or even 8% of their policies at one time before they run out of money?I'm interested in knowing. Insurance couldn't handle katrina and that is less than 8% of the United States.
5/27/2011 2:30:47 PM
^
5/27/2011 2:31:30 PM
FACTThere's insurance for insurance companies who have everyone trying to collect at the same time.
5/27/2011 2:35:35 PM
While you go fill out paperwork and pray to jesus that you're going to see any sort of money, and wait for some shmuck over the phone to decide your fate,I'll have my money instantly.
5/27/2011 2:40:16 PM
^^ a lot of that was linked to what was purchased by the government under TARPinsurance for insurance companies in the event that everyone simultaneously collects was developed under new mathematical techniques developed at the Chicago Board of Trade and the legislation couldn't keep up with the new financial productsby the way, http://www.naic.org/ is a great site that provides baseline info about minimum insurance company capital requirementsI consider this field to be expanding!I knew someone who worked for TARP when it got setup in 08. I always thought she was so hot and then she ended up marrying this fat, rich guy from Massachusetts. Once she gets divorced I will be there. Additionally she was my girlfriend's-at-the-time friend [Edited on May 27, 2011 at 2:46 PM. Reason : ]
5/27/2011 2:42:17 PM
Grass is always greener, broheim.
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5/27/2011 2:50:54 PM
Life insurance can definitely be worth it, but I don't think it always is; it depends entirely on how your assets/debt are structured. I think creditors sometime strong arm emotionally vulnerable survivors into paying things they don't have to.
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5/27/2011 5:12:17 PM
and if you find out you have a genetic disorder BEFORE getting life insurance, they can not let you have one for that specific reason
5/27/2011 5:14:43 PM
ITT we see evidence of a lack of financial knowledge by the majority
5/27/2011 5:16:09 PM