Steak. Something immoral about paying another man to cook your steak.
8/31/2011 7:42:04 PM
Testicles. I love new/weird foods but I just can't bring myself to eat balls.
8/31/2011 7:46:39 PM
Things I could easily cook at home, like basic spaghetti.
8/31/2011 7:47:30 PM
A chicken entree, unless its really fancy. Chicken is for at home dining. When I go out, I want something better.
8/31/2011 7:50:56 PM
^ and ^^ pretty much for me.And soup...I don't want soup from a restaurant. [Edited on August 31, 2011 at 7:59 PM. Reason : ]
8/31/2011 7:58:48 PM
Not as a main course, but you're screwing yourself if you abstain from some bisques and chowders at some places along the coastGood luck cooking that shit up at home
8/31/2011 8:01:31 PM
^Right. I should have been more clear...I love clam chowder and crab or lobster bisque. But I wouldn't order any kind of ordinary soup (like the stuff at Olive Garden, pretty much) from a restaurant.
8/31/2011 8:05:44 PM
Why would you order soup anyways? Soup isn't a meal. I mean maybe if you crumbled some crackers in it, it could be considered a meal...
8/31/2011 8:12:17 PM
8/31/2011 8:14:08 PM
[obligatory GeniuSxBoY pizza joke]
8/31/2011 8:17:38 PM
seafood
8/31/2011 8:22:55 PM
8/31/2011 8:23:45 PM
seafood, most chicken, & any other non-muscle animal product.
8/31/2011 8:24:30 PM
saladthe specialappetizers in general, unless they ARE the meal, like armadillo grill's nachos.chicken alfredobreadstickswaterteacoffeesoup
8/31/2011 8:25:23 PM
liver, oysters, escargot
8/31/2011 8:29:00 PM
Cock meat sandwich
8/31/2011 8:32:29 PM
I usually don't eat anything that's not in the name of the place.Like... if I go to a pizza place... i'll order pizzaif I go to a steak place... i'll order steakbut I won't ever touch steak if I go to a breakfast place like dennys or Ihop. Fuck. That.I'd never order pizza from cheeseburger in paradiseetc...
8/31/2011 8:34:28 PM
^ what do you order at dennys? or wendys?
8/31/2011 8:35:37 PM
when i go to o'charlies i only order the authentic irish items
8/31/2011 8:36:42 PM
8/31/2011 8:43:54 PM
It's not so much food I would never order as restaurants I would never visit.
8/31/2011 8:51:09 PM
8/31/2011 8:54:08 PM
Fish. Period.But that's because I don't like fish.
8/31/2011 8:55:35 PM
8/31/2011 9:02:54 PM
I'm with the OP on this one- I gotta be at a reeeal nice steakhouse to be talked into ordering steak. And unlike Jeepin4x4, I would never order meatloaf
8/31/2011 9:04:03 PM
8/31/2011 9:05:34 PM
^ 3 then why wouldn't I order the other good things coming from the kitchen I don't make at home
8/31/2011 9:11:46 PM
8/31/2011 9:13:32 PM
^^ because really good spaghetti is really good]
8/31/2011 9:14:37 PM
i thought about this and i dont think there is anything that i wouldn't order. i usually ask the waiter most of the time and just roll with it. [Edited on August 31, 2011 at 9:15 PM. Reason : ^^ lol i love tha t episode ]
8/31/2011 9:14:39 PM
grilled cheese sandwich. i ain't paying like $4 for something that costs $0.20 to make.
8/31/2011 9:15:30 PM
^ actually that is a good onebut i once got a grilled tomato, avocado, bacon, and cheese that was out of this world!!![Edited on August 31, 2011 at 9:16 PM. Reason : f]
8/31/2011 9:16:39 PM
Would it be too much to ask you people to include a reason?I dont mind ordering stuff at a restaurant that I can cook at home for two reasons:A) I like to check out the competition. B) On the off chance I might find something I'd like to incorporate into my recipe. * steak rule applies** I only eat seafood at two places that are not east of Raleigh and not a chain restaurant.[Edited on August 31, 2011 at 9:21 PM. Reason : I proofread. I promise. ]
8/31/2011 9:17:10 PM
For me one of the reasons for eating out is to try things I don't make regularly. If I want to eat lasagna I'll make it ay home for less and have a guarantee it's good.The exception to this rule is sandwiches. I love me some well made deli sandwiches.
8/31/2011 9:21:09 PM
^This (minus the lasagna part...I don't make lasagna)
8/31/2011 9:23:18 PM
Ok. I admit. I've waaaay over paid for a deli sandwich before. And it was damn good.
8/31/2011 9:24:18 PM
I won't order most things in restaurants. If it's not a salad, a light app, sushi or booze, I won't touch it. I'm paranoid about the use of butter and oil in most dishes in restaurants. Chefs and line cooks tend to be heavy-handed with the stuff. I've worked in enough restaurants to be paranoid.
8/31/2011 9:28:03 PM
I follow the ncsuapex school of thought.
8/31/2011 9:28:13 PM
bbqi just don't care for restaurant bbq....
9/1/2011 2:32:23 AM
anything off the "Vegetarian" section.I'm way too carnivorous.
9/1/2011 2:44:27 AM
^,^^ well yea. Some things are just obvious
9/1/2011 9:26:27 AM
9/1/2011 9:29:24 AM
I just order whatever the hell I feel like eating.a lot of y'all are overthinking the shit out of this.
9/1/2011 9:30:28 AM
wings
9/1/2011 9:31:57 AM
^^thatand
9/1/2011 9:34:05 AM
Fhqwhgads (9:35) : wings are stupidLIES!
9/1/2011 9:38:47 AM
it appears as if most of you are relying on applebees as a fine dining establishment.
9/1/2011 9:46:33 AM
damn i wouldn't want to go out to eat with any of you people
9/1/2011 9:49:29 AM
cereal
9/1/2011 9:50:55 AM
^lol reminds me of that place "Bowls" that used to be next to Melvin's.
9/1/2011 9:59:00 AM