6/2/2012 8:40:29 PM

It's been way too long.

6/2/2012 8:41:37 PM

want

6/2/2012 8:45:17 PM

DO NOT LIE settledown

6/2/2012 8:50:39 PM

you're dense

read my original post

6/2/2012 8:58:02 PM

A blank post is still a post...which is to say STOP LYIN'.

6/2/2012 9:39:28 PM

you win this round, asshole

6/2/2012 9:45:08 PM

I pulled out my dick and my girlfriend called me rude.

but then she ate it like food.

6/2/2012 9:58:34 PM

That cop she was all dressed in blue
Was she pretty? Boy I'm tellin' you
She stuck my butt with her big black stick
I said "what's up?" now suck my dick

6/2/2012 10:01:49 PM

I would get accused of padding. My wife calls it my morning coffee

6/2/2012 10:03:26 PM

^ may we set up a wife date? I'd like my wife to become great friends with yours in hopes that some of that magic dust you put on yours would rub off on mine.

[Edited on June 3, 2012 at 7:17 PM. Reason : kthx]

6/3/2012 7:16:55 PM

^^damn, i could only get bj's on my birthday when i was married

6/3/2012 8:56:58 PM

post. My wife has a payment plan for some extra clothes that she really wanted. Payment is in the form of BJs

But I decided to pass out afterwards and take a nap. I just woke up so I'm probably going to be up all night now

6/3/2012 9:25:45 PM