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If you still couldn't figure it out, EUPHALO is an acronym for EVERY USER POST HERE AT LEAST ONCE

First off, I just want to thank each and every one of you for your contributions to EUPHALO.

Donations of course are appreciated, but far from required. (jk)

I know some of you might not have much time, so I'll be brief.

The following is a PM from our esteemed member J_Gatsby

Quote :

" "From : J_Gatsby To : ReceiveDeath Received : Sunday February 10, 2008 at 3:51 AM Subject : ATTENTION TEAM EUPHALO TRAGIC NEWS FROM THE FRONT LINES 200 pages ago was 1/30/2008 8:15:01 PM At the baseline rate of 200 pages per 10 days, team Euphalo has fallen roughly 8 hours behind schedule Offensive coordinator Malice advises that efforts should be redoubled. His imprisonment on false charges should not be for naught Onwards and upwards to 1000 pages comrades! Malice sends his regards!"

I JUST RECEIVED THIS NEWS VIA PM

AND LET ME TELL YOU

I WAS A LITTLE UNNERVED

THIS IS A MATTER WE MUST TAKE INTO OUR OWN HANDS EUPHALO

WE'VE BEEN PUSHED AROUND BY OTHER THREADMAKERS

MODS

AND COUNTLESS N00BS

BUT WE KNOW THAT IN THE MIDST OF THE BATTLE

WHEN ALL HOPE IS ALMOST LOST

WE CANNOT GIVE UP

WE MUST FIGHT

IT IS TIME TO MAKE A CHANGE

I KNOW YOU CAN DO IT, TEAM

OUR OFFENSIVE COORDINATOR Malice HAS FAITH AS WELL

EPIC PADDING!

WE REALLY SHOULD BE GETTING TO THE NEXT PAGE

THIS SHIT NEEDS TO PICK UP!

WE WILL PREVAIL!



Thank you for reading

Best regards,

ReceiveDeath, EUPHALO founder


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OFFICIAL EUPHALO quote to live by:

Quote :

"John let me make a suggestion. Focus on one thread. Go for it. Don't spread your energies on several, it's not working for you."

-DaphneGrey



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[Edited on January 11, 2013 at 2:31 AM. Reason : Broke thread. SHIT]

1/11/2013 2:25:18 AM

I fucking love DaphneGrey

1/11/2013 3:07:27 AM

You didn't know I was on the newsletter, did ya bro?

1/11/2013 3:15:38 AM

lol

1/11/2013 3:40:54 AM

1/12/2013 11:26:26 AM