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dropdeadkate
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http://www.lulu.com/content/4956212

what the actual fuck

2/18/2010 12:31:58 AM

BubbleBobble
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k

2/18/2010 12:32:10 AM

d7freestyler
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[lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllddddddddddddddddddddddd]

2/18/2010 12:33:53 AM

ncstatetke
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"Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants"


i lol'd

2/18/2010 12:34:06 AM

JTMONEYNCSU
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ahahahaha i have never heard/seen this before but cody is teh win

2/18/2010 12:34:32 AM

egyeyes
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Today, I have been truly disturbed. This link does not help.

2/18/2010 12:35:13 AM

ScubaSteve
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I, too, watch Tosh.O

2/18/2010 12:43:11 AM

d7freestyler
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message_topic.aspx?topic=550002

2/18/2010 12:44:23 AM

JTMONEYNCSU
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whatd you do search for semen???

[Edited on February 18, 2010 at 12:45 AM. Reason : lol]

2/18/2010 12:44:48 AM

d7freestyler
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yeah, so.

YEAH, SO.

2/18/2010 12:45:24 AM

egyeyes
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Cody is always on the search for semen.





OH SICK BURN ITT

2/18/2010 12:45:51 AM

JTMONEYNCSU
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YEAH YOU WANNA GO?!


^YOU WANNA GO?!!

[Edited on February 18, 2010 at 12:46 AM. Reason : Y]

2/18/2010 12:45:56 AM

d7freestyler
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2/18/2010 12:46:15 AM

egyeyes
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YALL WANNA GO?!?!??!?

2/18/2010 12:46:29 AM

BubbleBobble
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I BELIEVE WE HAVE A PROBLEM ITT

2/18/2010 12:46:54 AM

JTMONEYNCSU
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YEAH LETS GO!

2/18/2010 12:47:24 AM

d7freestyler
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look guys and girls. this is a serious thread about semen and cooking and eating ball juice. if we rabblin', let's take it to the rabble thread.

k?

2/18/2010 12:48:00 AM

egyeyes
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You're right.

2/18/2010 12:48:16 AM

JTMONEYNCSU
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YEAH YOU WANNA GO?!

2/18/2010 12:48:18 AM

d7freestyler
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i'm going

2/18/2010 12:48:35 AM

JTMONEYNCSU
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bye bye.

2/18/2010 12:49:16 AM

IMStoned420
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one of the comments brought me to an interesting idea. if you use semen in something you cook and then serve it to a child, would that be considered a crime? (it would by my standards, but could they actually charge you with anything?)

2/18/2010 12:54:29 AM

Netstorm
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OH GOD LULU PICKED THIS UP. It's actually been out for a while but no major publisher had it I thought...

The thing is, the guy who wrote it, he's completely serious.

2/18/2010 12:55:20 AM

wolfpackgrrr
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I remember in my sex ed class in middle school, they told us something like 60% of men have tried their own semen at some point. I always wondered if that was actually true.

2/18/2010 12:56:26 AM

d7freestyler
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i blend mine into my protein shakes on the regular.

2/18/2010 12:57:38 AM

IMStoned420
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I am one of the proud 40%

2/18/2010 1:00:17 AM

wwwebsurfer
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^as am I...

2/18/2010 1:06:26 AM

Mindstorm
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"I remember in my sex ed class in middle school, they told us something like 60% of men have tried their own semen at some point. I always wondered if that was actually true."


Damn, we never went into details about those sorts of things in sex ed in middle school.

2/18/2010 1:10:19 AM

stateredneck
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its funny because it says semen

2/18/2010 1:10:41 AM

GREEN JAY
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this is so disgustingly, unbelievably [OLD] i cant believe it. next you guys will be talking about

2/18/2010 6:36:18 AM

jethromoore
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[Edited on February 18, 2010 at 10:38 AM. Reason : ]

2/18/2010 10:38:16 AM

Sweden
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"I, too, watch Tosh.O"

2/18/2010 10:39:35 AM

gunzz
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atrium is on fire and gary got pied by a guy with a mustache that cam eback together

2/18/2010 10:44:06 AM

djeternal
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Dell dude got arrested

2/18/2010 10:45:05 AM

ALkatraz
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I will by DDK this book.

2/18/2010 10:47:16 AM

gunzz
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i was wondering why she sent me that dirty PM about needing some semen

2/18/2010 10:47:57 AM

djeternal
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I realize this thread is about cooking with semen....which I have not. Hear me out, maybe I can offer some insight.

I am in outside sales, which is currently salary+commission, but will move into straight commission starting at the beginning of July 2010. I have been in this position since July 2009. I have competition from several direct manufacturing sales reps, large distributors, and local distributors. Here are the advantages and disadvantages of each:

Direct Advantages: Immediate knowledge of new technology, no middle man mark up, one shipping bill (paid by manufacturer or buyer of goods), access to larger range of non-commodity items, control inventory, have access to many distributors that can effectively sell their goods which increases market share, and set prices of commodity they manufacture.

Direct disadvantages: Typically have 1-3 sales reps per region (i.e. southeast, mid-atlantic, northeast, etc.) limiting the number of accounts they can successfully manage/cold-call, lack physical customer service or physical technical service available to or affordable for smaller users or altogether, are sometimes not trustworthy because they will go in behind their distributors that sell their commodity to one account in large quantities (i.e. they missed a big account, and have found out about it through a distributor selling their particular product) which leads to the distributor not selling their product anymore, have too many distributors selling the product ultimately driving the set price down through deviations, possibly rely on distributors to actually sell the product, and competition from other direct sources.

Large distributor advantages: have access to other commodities that go hand in hand with other manufacturers (poor example- grocery stores sell milk as well as cereal), get direct pricing, many locations regionally or nationally easing the shipping burden of buyers with multiple locations, personal service either customer or technical, many sales reps that are able to cover a broader territory, access to multiple manufacturers of the same commodity allowing to keep prices in check, service programs that smaller companies can't offer and direct providers can't match in price or value, and experts of many many commodities as opposed to one or a few.

Large distributor disadvantages: smaller local distributors creating price wars (think Michael Scott Paper Co vs Dunder-Mifflin), direct mfg's going in behind and stealing business, limited access to all of the mfg's (you won't find Harris Teeter name brands in Food Lion and visa versa), can't truly set prices because it's based on both supply and demand, territory management, and tough growth prospects in slower economies (this is true for direct as well really)

Local distributor advantages: Typically a good ol' boy setting where the seller and the buyer know each other for years (this does happen at all levels, but mostly at the local level), local folks are right down the street and can be used in emergencies, if the local guy buys at high enough volumes then there is no shipping charge to the end user, and access to both direct mfg's and large distributors.

Local distributor disadvantages: easily beaten in price, array of commodities, array of technology, lack of trained staff, low cash flow, etc etc etc.

This is what I have noticed in my six months, I am sure there are plenty more that need mentioning. The way I am setting myself apart as a sales person is this: I go after the big accounts right now while I am new. The big accounts, if I land them, will take care of me while I am new and building a customer base. The money made off of those allows me to focus free time on smaller accounts that get me higher margins. I build up big accounts, I would like to have 5-10 of these, then get 20-30 medium accounts. If I lose 1 or 2 big accounts, the 20-30 medium accounts keep me afloat while I go after new big accounts. I don't really waste time on small accounts simply because they basically pay for breakfast or something really small.

I will say this, if you can't get a big account in the first 6-8 months (assuming you have cash flow that you can ride this long) you could be in a world of trouble. If you can get one, it will really make going after the others a lot more enjoyable and less stressful. It's simply just very exhausting wasting any time on anything other than big accounts in the very beginning. You work just as hard on the medium sized accounts and see 1/3 to 1/36 of the money in my situation.

If you have any other questions, you can PM me. I hope this helps in the slightest!

2/18/2010 10:48:12 AM

dharney
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Quote :
"Please do not add semen to your guest's food without informing them beforehand"

2/18/2010 11:01:55 AM

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