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12/16/2009 4:19:23 PM

12/16/2009 4:24:04 PM

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"Every single married girl I am friends with on FB "

wat

12/16/2009 4:31:35 PM

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"i, too, have had sex"

lol I'm surprised it took so long for that to be posted in this thread.

But seriously folks, it is really annoying when there are people on my damn Facebook who every single one of their status updates is something about their kid(s). I had this crush on a girl when I was in the 6th grade and never saw her again afterward but she added me on FB a few months ago and I was like "oh cool I bet she's really hot now". I look at her main page and bam all it is is posts about how her little guy looked at a dog or spat on himself or something.

12/16/2009 4:48:21 PM

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12/16/2009 11:18:15 PM

out of curiosity, do you necessarily mean pregnant and THEN married in that order... or what.

I mean, just cause you don't want kids right now don't mean some of us don't

12/16/2009 11:23:10 PM

im married and love it, but we're definitely waiting a little bit to have kids.

12/16/2009 11:28:00 PM

This is something I've noticed too. We're still young-ish, but every one I know already has a kid or two. Ugh. Have some fun in your twenties. You can be tied down with kids in your thirties.

12/17/2009 12:58:30 AM

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"condoms fucking suck...and yet I use them b/c I don't want a little TKE-Teg coming into this world "

pssshhhhhttt whatevs. we all know you want little patrick's running around let's just hope they don't come out with little "angel wings" if you know what i'm saying.

12/17/2009 7:39:45 AM

I think our generation just notices it more because of Facebook, in prior years the preg/married folk would probably just drop off the social map and you would not see or hear from them.

In our generation thanks to status updates and twitter you will be notified every time their child shits a diaper.

12/17/2009 8:50:54 AM

Getting fat also seems to be part of the pregnant/married package.

12/17/2009 8:53:45 AM

who cares?

i mean really.

i understand it annoys people when you talk about nothing but your kid, but at the same time what would you prefer to hear?
day to day activities?

some people prefer to have their children younger...others not so much.
and some people live vicariously through their kids.
other people absolutely adore their children.


its not your life.
get over it.

12/17/2009 8:59:32 AM

nobody ever used to get married and pregnant.


I mean what the fuck..... when did people start doing this. what a dumb fucking fad this is

12/17/2009 9:00:29 AM

you are just getting older - it's weird and it happens

12/17/2009 9:02:44 AM

new?

12/17/2009 9:38:39 AM

Actually from what I have seen with my friends, getting knocked up before getting married is the fad and so is being a single mom after divorce.

12/17/2009 10:13:44 AM

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"Women are lazy and do not take birth control."

any dude who doesnt use a condom because "she said she was on the pill" is fucking stupid. the majority of women on the pill do not take it properly

a once monthly (or even longer) bc is totally the way to go. i've been converting my gfs left and right OFF the fucking pill that is a pain in ass to remember daily, even if you're meticulous its still a chore

one of my friends got preg on her honeymoon (accident) and she was on the pill, i was trying to convert her!

12/17/2009 10:25:27 AM

It's 99% effective, but the person taking it is not.

12/17/2009 10:39:34 AM

what's so hard about taking a pill the same time every day

12/17/2009 10:41:25 AM

Who uses condoms anyway?

12/17/2009 10:42:13 AM

i would have trouble with taking it properly

but also carrying around c-dos in case you get lucky isnt the proper care either

most guys who will "be prepared" have ones that have been beat up or exposed to too much heat, making them susceptable to failure as well

tit for tat

12/17/2009 10:43:03 AM

what is this marriage and pregnant things you speak of?

12/17/2009 11:02:58 AM

a lot of people rush into that shit because they have nothing better to do

12/17/2009 11:06:19 AM

I thought this is how the baby boomers came about. Everyone got knocked up, married, then went to war.

Little did I know I'm wrong.

12/17/2009 1:18:20 PM

there is nothing that hard ab taking a pill everyday, the point is that most people dont do it. i, for one, took my pill perfectly and never had so much as a scare

then i realized there was an easier way to avoid pregnancy that didnt involve a daily alarm to take my pill. and i opted into that.

12/17/2009 2:45:49 PM

this is a classic BlackDog thread...insipid and uninspired

oh, and let's not forget retarded

12/17/2009 2:47:25 PM

I just hate having to pretend all these babies are accidents, and everything is so great.

Everything is not so great, and all these babies are not accidents.

12/17/2009 3:14:14 PM

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"what's so hard about taking a pill the same time every day"

this makes sense but i forgot it ALL of the time.
hell i have issues taking my vitamins every day.

12/17/2009 3:18:03 PM

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"hell i have issues taking my vitamins every day."

worst. analogy. ever.

12/17/2009 3:22:09 PM

recollect i am a female
i have taken bc pills before

and i forgot all of the time.
like i forget my vitamins.

did it look like i was making an analogy?

geesh

12/17/2009 3:23:27 PM

hell if I could take a pill every day for 99.98 effectiveness or some shit i would be taking that fucker every day

12/17/2009 3:23:39 PM

Yeah if you forget your Centrum one day its pretty much instant Scurvy

12/17/2009 3:24:56 PM

what kind of dumbass relies on BC as the sole contraceptive?

oh yeah, the kind of people who end up with unplanned kids

12/17/2009 3:25:43 PM

shut up slave



seriously...

once youre in the habit of taking it your golden.
getting into it is the hard part.

12/17/2009 3:27:02 PM

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"what kind of dumbass relies on BC as the sole contraceptive? oh yeah, the kind of people who end up with unplanned kids "

12/17/2009 3:54:48 PM

12/17/2009 5:08:42 PM

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"this is a classic BlackDog thread...insipid and uninspired oh, and let's not forget retarded"

hard to be a classic when I barely post here, but thank you for your support.

12/17/2009 6:46:31 PM

i'd like to wait until i'm a little older to have children. this is mostly for selfish reasons because i want to enjoy my 20's without having to worry about providing for little meggies

12/17/2009 6:51:51 PM

^^ one of the I Didn't Know I was Pregnant shows had a girl who had one of those


Someone told me the other day about people getting knocked up on the IUD and kids being born with the thing embedded in their head. Got me a bit freaked out

12/17/2009 7:03:57 PM

12/17/2009 7:11:06 PM

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"Someone told me the other day about people getting knocked up on the IUD and kids being born with the thing embedded in their head. Got me a bit freaked out"

i know 2 women who got pregnant while they had the IUD properly inserted in their body.

12/17/2009 8:22:40 PM

girl from my class is already a grandmother

12/17/2009 8:27:09 PM

is she hot?

12/17/2009 8:27:28 PM

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"even if you're meticulous its still a chore"

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"seriously... once youre in the habit of taking it your golden. getting into it is the hard part."

idk, i have yet to understand how this is a problem at all...maybe i just want kids that much less than everyone else

12/17/2009 8:28:25 PM

she was, but not anymore


well, I guess shes hot for a grandmother

12/17/2009 8:28:27 PM

The chances of getting pregnant with an IUD are less than 1 in 100. And if you do get pregnant with an IUD, the chance of an ectopic pregnancy or miscarriage are fairly high.

I love my IUD. I got one less than 2 months after Silas was born. It's almost 2 years now and I never even think about it any more.

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My husband and I got married and had a kid right away on purpose. Our parents were in their 40s when they had us. We had no desire to be older parents like ours.

12/17/2009 8:29:44 PM

If you have to insert something into your vagina to keep from popping out kids you are a fucking whore.

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12/17/2009 8:31:04 PM

clearly getting pregnant and married is a new thing

12/17/2009 9:14:25 PM

^^or married possibly??

12/17/2009 9:15:22 PM

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"clearly getting pregnant and [then] married is a new thing"

hahaha yes i know a few people that went that route too.

12/17/2009 9:19:30 PM