games with my heart you fucking weird motherfucker. Why is it that all of the women that sit around me are always playing me, girl? I fucking shit you not, in every god damned class some chick either rubs her foot up against my leg or fucking puts her arm all up on my fucking desk and my arm or rubs the side of her god damned leg all up on my god damned leg.

WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS GIRL? I DO NOT WANT YOUR STDS, GIRL.


Anyway, I think I'm gonna go to twoozles' now for the purpose of stealing some cookies.

10/21/2009 9:34:21 AM

STOP PLAYING WITH MY HEART!!!!!

Quote :

"One example, my son, is this: I often end up in rooms with desks that are for right handed people only. This is good, because I'm right handed. But it sucks because there's nowhere to rest your left arm. The desk only has a place to rest your right arm son. Well, it is in this situation that the arm and leg rubbing will occur. Any guy who happens to be sitting to my right will, without fail, lean over to the left and put his left arm all over my desk and my right arm. His left leg will also touch my right leg son. Even when I move my leg, the other leg will move to me. Even if I push the other arm off, it will always try to sneak back up there son. It's like I'm a fucking magnet for dudes son, but I don't want these dudes son. It's too badthat the ladies aren't sitting there instead son, cause I wouldn't really care then. But with a dude it's not cool son, it's just not cool son."

10/21/2009 9:43:18 AM

what the fuck is wrong with you

10/21/2009 9:44:17 AM

What is wrong with who son?

10/21/2009 9:45:04 AM

op

10/21/2009 9:48:12 AM

I don't really understand this thread, but I do accept it.

10/21/2009 9:48:52 AM

Nothing is wrong with me... What's wrong with you pilgrimshoes?

^ NOHOMO

[Edited on October 21, 2009 at 9:50 AM. Reason : .]

10/21/2009 9:50:25 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcifndLkEyM

10/21/2009 9:52:07 AM

am i the only one who thought of the backstreet boys song when I read "quit playing games with my heart"?

^haha you beat me!

[Edited on October 21, 2009 at 9:53 AM. Reason : dtfg]

10/21/2009 9:52:41 AM

My original thread was named Stop Playing btw!

10/21/2009 9:56:45 AM

^^ & ^^^ Bingo. You both win


^ haha I know... It's hard explaining it, but seeing "Stop playing..." somehow got a BSB song in my head, hence the parody.

[Edited on October 21, 2009 at 10:00 AM. Reason : .]

10/21/2009 9:58:16 AM

^oh, i thought you were inviting us to play bingo for a short second.

10/21/2009 10:01:24 AM

^ You can play bingo with me anytime

10/21/2009 10:02:57 AM

I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN FROM THE START

10/21/2009 10:06:49 AM

^ The real thread is here son:

message_topic.aspx?topic=579346

You might have enjoyed it more than I did son.

10/21/2009 10:08:50 AM